Can We Talk About These Lume Commercials? 🤢 🤮

[Dolemite censored]

No bush trimming

Wrong. I want the trim trimmed. Like a nice landing strip pattern.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

No one should care about what it smells like under my balls.

You might be doing life wrong.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I like my women natural. No bush trimming or Summers Eve. Let the stink flow.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That Lumi stuff makes an effective lube in a pinch.

Did you run out of spit, champ?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I use Lume unscented bar soap when I shower, it's fantastic. Better than any of the over-scented garbage you'll find at Walgreens/CVS/your local grocer

Fuck you. Irish Spring. Clean as a whistle.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I haven't heard that tune in fucking YEARS!

Thanks!

 

[williewilliejuan]

Did you run out of spit, champ?

Cottonmouth, Champ.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

"Nigga check yo-self, be-fo you wreck yo-self, and wash your mutha fuckin' body 'fore your sweatshirt melt."

Oh, that's funny.

 

[Kburjr]

Wrong. I want the trim trimmed. Like a nice landing strip pattern.

It cannot be wrong. It is what I like.

I like my women natural. No bush trimming or Summers Eve. Let the stink flow.

 

[Mofo]

It cannot be wrong. It is what I like.

This is what serial killers and people who put ketchup on hotdogs say.

 

[Kburjr]

This is what serial killers and people who put ketchup on hotdogs say.

Your point?

 

[Mofo]

Your point?

You're just a slave to your passions.

 

[Godstree]

....what streaming service are you seeing these on?

Smellyvision.

 

[Kburjr]

You're just a slave to your passions.

I can deal.

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Fuck you. Irish Spring. Clean as a whistle.

Irish Spring is trash, makes you smell like fuggin' laundry detergent. Do better, you hamburger fucking...fuck.

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Wrong. I want the trim trimmed. Like a nice landing strip pattern.

you mean you DON'T prefer a vagina to go by a classic nickname like "bearded clam"?

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[huskers1217]

I like my women natural. No bush trimming or Summers Eve. Let the stink flow.

I saw a porn yesterday where the girl had hairy pits

 

[packerzrule]

Bi fold

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[PeoplesChicken]

These commercials are nasty