Cinco de Mayo Hump day extravaganza

[redseat]

If you and I know about it, it's not a secret. I squeal like a bitch

See I was right. I told her I knew someone else was in the house prior to my arrival, she denied it of course

 

[MTVike]

and has @kobesgame on speed dial

Except they're not actually married.

Wait, what are the common law statutes in NoDak?

 

[Kburjr]

my balls?

They be hanging from her trailer hitch in no time

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

yes, if that helps you cajones=balls

but why

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

They be hanging from her trailer hitch in no time

no trailer hitch, its a sedan

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Except they're not actually married.

Wait, what are the common law statutes in NoDak?

Reviewing their revised code. It seems to be tied to the number of livestock

 

[MTVike]

#dirtydeeds

Wife told me they were playing AC/DC during her colonoscopy.

Not sure the part about "done dirt cheap" fits, though.

 

[redseat]

Except they're not actually married.

Wait, what are the common law statutes in NoDak?

Is Common Law even still a thing? I know Mass did away with it

 

[Kburjr]

no trailer hitch, its a sedan

Rear view mirror, then

 

[PeoplesChicken]

but why

just have a seat. @Bender will be right with you

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Rear view mirror, then

What a fool. He obviously doesn't know you can affix hitches to cars

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Wife told me they were playing AC/DC during her colonoscopy.

Not sure the part about "done dirt cheap" fits, though.

music while looking at the anoose?

there was no music during mine.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

just have a seat. @Bender will be right with you

i need to tell bender about my balls?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

music while looking at the anoose?

there was no music during mine.

They let you watch? Did you get a little stethescope to wear?

 

[MTVike]

What a fool. He obviously doesn't know you can affix hitches to cars

Watching Ellie May go to the "Cee-ment pond" made me feel funny inside.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

They let you watch? Did you get a little stethescope to wear?

i wasnt all the way out. just a lil woozy gas

 

[MTVike]

music while looking at the anoose?

there was no music during mine.

They were Playing the Byrds for mine. I told them I approved.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

i need to tell bender about my balls?

No, you are failing at the grasp.

@Bender is going to tell YOU about your balls


Relax
He will need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show him where it hurts?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

They were Playing the Byrds for mine. I told them I approved.

Turn, Turn, Turn?

 

[MTVike]

Turn, Turn, Turn?

Yes, ha-ha.