Circle Beards are a thing

[CorpRebel]

 

[dbldwn711]

Don't believe it.

That’s because you’re a hair snob.

 

[Guy Incognito]

For real doe, you do it and post pictures, I’ll venmo you a hundred bucks.

Hey @Bryce Harper, need some money for fentanyl?

 

[moxie]

Hey @Bryce Harper, need some money for fentanyl?

Zippit, ricotta. Nobody takes you seriously

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Respect.

Physically impossible for me to pull that off.

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[beardown07]

For real doe, you do it and post pictures, I’ll venmo you a hundred bucks.

I'd do it right fuggin now if I hadn't shaved today. I'm ready to shave that shit. Hair is annoying af.

 

[moxie]

I'd do it right fuggin now if I hadn't shaved today. I'm ready to shave that shit. Hair is annoying af.

Chickenshit son of a bitch. Today is your before picture.

I’m waiting…

 

[beardown07]

I shave my head on the 1 setting, because, 1) I have a lovely skull, 2) I hate spending time on my hair, 3) I can nap and you will never know, 4) My shower doesn't look like a methed-out wookie orgy occurred , 5) I started having kids late...luscious head of hair before those cunts..6) I own my business and rarely have to meet anyone in person.

So...with regard to the circle shit? I shave stupid shit on my head every few months to fuck with me kids.

 

[moxie]

I shave my head on the 1 setting, because, 1) I have a lovely skull, 2) I hate spending time on my hair, 3) I can nap and you will never know, 4) My shower doesn't look like a methed-out wookie orgy occurred , 5) I started having kids late...luscious head of hair before those cunts..6) I own my business and rarely have to meet anyone in person.

So...with regard to the circle shit? I shave stupid shit on my head every few months to fuck with me kids.

Hey, daddy

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I shave my head on the 1 setting, because, 1) I have a lovely skull, 2) I hate spending time on my hair, 3) I can nap and you will never know, 4) My shower doesn't look like a methed-out wookie orgy occurred , 5) I started having kids late...luscious head of hair before those cunts..6) I own my business and rarely have to meet anyone in person.

So...with regard to the circle shit? I shave stupid shit on my head every few months to fuck with me kids.

We are living reversed lives.

 

[beardown07]

We are living reversed lives.

lulz.

story of my life. lol

 

[beardown07]

A few weeks ago, I had grown it out to the dirty Q-tip length...couple, two-three inches, and I shaved one side off to the 1. Right down the middle. I kept it for 2 days. My daughter was crying for me to correct it. lol

 

[moxie]

We are living reversed lives.

lulz.

story of my life. lol

Yeah…but which one is better?

 

[moxie]

A few weeks ago, I had grown it out to the dirty Q-tip length...couple, two-three inches, and I shaved one side off to the 1. Right down the middle. I kept it for 2 days. My daughter was crying for me to correct it. lol

Omg. You are such a piece of shit! I’d stab you in your sleep iffin I’z yer daughter.

 

[huskers1217]

I shave my head on the 1 setting, because, 1) I have a lovely skull, 2) I hate spending time on my hair, 3) I can nap and you will never know, 4) My shower doesn't look like a methed-out wookie orgy occurred , 5) I started having kids late...luscious head of hair before those cunts..6) I own my business and rarely have to meet anyone in person.

So...with regard to the circle shit? I shave stupid shit on my head every few months to fuck with me kids.

sometimes I feel like we are brothers from another mother..

fuck dem kids

 

[moxie]

sometimes I feel like we are brothers from another mother..

fuck dem kids

Except you got way bigger feets.

let’s not understate the obvious.

 

[Mofo]

now make me part of the board of directors

 

[beardown07]

Except you got way bigger feets.

let’s not understate the obvious.

Nah, they're the exact same length, he just suffers from sever Edema.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Zippit, ricotta. Nobody takes you seriously

 

[beardown07]

Yeah…but which one is better?

I'm pretty sure I made my case.

Now listen...There are some ugly fucking skulls out there. Many, if not most, can not pull off the peachy dome...they can appear handsome, and the second you shave that shit, they look like Sloth from Goonies.