Circle Beards are a thing

Respect.

Physically impossible for me to pull that off.

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I'd do it right fuggin now if I hadn't shaved today. I'm ready to shave that shit. Hair is annoying af.
Chickenshit son of a bitch. Today is your before picture.

I’m waiting…
 
I shave my head on the 1 setting, because, 1) I have a lovely skull, 2) I hate spending time on my hair, 3) I can nap and you will never know, 4) My shower doesn't look like a methed-out wookie orgy occurred , 5) I started having kids late...luscious head of hair before those cunts..6) I own my business and rarely have to meet anyone in person.

So...with regard to the circle shit? I shave stupid shit on my head every few months to fuck with me kids.
 
I shave my head on the 1 setting, because, 1) I have a lovely skull, 2) I hate spending time on my hair, 3) I can nap and you will never know, 4) My shower doesn't look like a methed-out wookie orgy occurred , 5) I started having kids late...luscious head of hair before those cunts..6) I own my business and rarely have to meet anyone in person.

So...with regard to the circle shit? I shave stupid shit on my head every few months to fuck with me kids.
Hey, daddy ;)
 
I shave my head on the 1 setting, because, 1) I have a lovely skull, 2) I hate spending time on my hair, 3) I can nap and you will never know, 4) My shower doesn't look like a methed-out wookie orgy occurred , 5) I started having kids late...luscious head of hair before those cunts..6) I own my business and rarely have to meet anyone in person.

So...with regard to the circle shit? I shave stupid shit on my head every few months to fuck with me kids.
We are living reversed lives.
 
A few weeks ago, I had grown it out to the dirty Q-tip length...couple, two-three inches, and I shaved one side off to the 1. Right down the middle. I kept it for 2 days. My daughter was crying for me to correct it. lol
 
A few weeks ago, I had grown it out to the dirty Q-tip length...couple, two-three inches, and I shaved one side off to the 1. Right down the middle. I kept it for 2 days. My daughter was crying for me to correct it. lol
Omg. You are such a piece of shit! I’d stab you in your sleep iffin I’z yer daughter.
 
I shave my head on the 1 setting, because, 1) I have a lovely skull, 2) I hate spending time on my hair, 3) I can nap and you will never know, 4) My shower doesn't look like a methed-out wookie orgy occurred , 5) I started having kids late...luscious head of hair before those cunts..6) I own my business and rarely have to meet anyone in person.

So...with regard to the circle shit? I shave stupid shit on my head every few months to fuck with me kids.

sometimes I feel like we are brothers from another mother..

fuck dem kids
 
Yeah…but which one is better?
I'm pretty sure I made my case.

Now listen...There are some ugly fucking skulls out there. Many, if not most, can not pull off the peachy dome...they can appear handsome, and the second you shave that shit, they look like Sloth from Goonies.
 
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