Colonoscopy - Just Do It

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I did it a few weeks ago. They didn't find anything, but I'm still glad I did it.

Honestly, it really wasn't that bad. They put you to sleep for the procedure, so there's nothing to that other than the monsters in your head. Frankly, I was a little disappointed they put me to sleep because I tend to enjoy it when people look into my asshole like it's a kaleidoscope.

The prep kind of sucked, but it also wasn't nearly as bad as people had told me. I took a few laxatives and mixed a bottle of Miralax in a half-gallon of gatorade. The Miralax didn't have much flavor, so basically I was just drinking more gatorade than I'd want.

I made myself laugh when the MILF nurse who checked me in asked me what my stool looked like that morning and I said, "kinda-dirty Gatorade."

If you're of age and you have responsibilities that are important to you, just get it done. It's no big thing.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I did it a few weeks ago. They didn't find anything, but I'm still glad I did it.

Honestly, it really wasn't that bad. They put you to sleep for the procedure, so there's nothing to that other than the monsters in your head. Frankly, I was a little disappointed they put me to sleep because I tend to enjoy it when people look into my asshole like it's a kaleidoscope.

The prep kind of sucked, but it also wasn't nearly as bad as people had told me. I took a few laxatives and mixed a bottle of Miralax in a half-gallon of gatorade. The Miralax didn't have much flavor, so basically I was just drinking more gatorade than I'd want.

I made myself laugh when the MILF nurse who checked me in asked me what my stool looked like that morning and I said, "kinda-dirty Gatorade."

If you're of age and you have responsibilities that are important to you, just get it done. It's no big thing.

How many gerbils did they remove?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

How many gerbils did they remove?

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3.5

 

[williewilliejuan]

I did it a few weeks ago. They didn't find anything, but I'm still glad I did it.

Honestly, it really wasn't that bad. They put you to sleep for the procedure, so there's nothing to that other than the monsters in your head. Frankly, I was a little disappointed they put me to sleep because I tend to enjoy it when people look into my asshole like it's a kaleidoscope.

The prep kind of sucked, but it also wasn't nearly as bad as people had told me. I took a few laxatives and mixed a bottle of Miralax in a half-gallon of gatorade. The Miralax didn't have much flavor, so basically I was just drinking more gatorade than I'd want.

I made myself laugh when the MILF nurse who checked me in asked me what my stool looked like that morning and I said, "kinda-dirty Gatorade."

If you're of age and you have responsibilities that are important to you, just get it done. It's no big thing.

The prep has changed. My prep is the same as yours, but last time I had to drink a lot of some pretty foul shit I had to get from the pharmacy. This sounds better.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The prep has changed. My prep is the same as yours, but last time I had to drink a lot of some pretty foul shit I had to get from the pharmacy. This sounds better.

I believe that.

The MILF nurse also told me that since it was just a routine screening, the prep isn't as bad. She said it can be worse if they're looking for something specific, like a bowling pin or something.

I did go 42 hours without eating, which I'm pretty sure is a record for me. Next week's Yom Kippur fast is going to be child's play now.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The prep has changed. My prep is the same as yours, but last time I had to drink a lot of some pretty foul shit I had to get from the pharmacy. This sounds better.

Hey champ, we're having a fascinating conversation about nipple and areola size. I think you'll enjoy. Join us.

https://hooplanation.com/threads/lauren-boebert-the-sanctity-of-marriage.21014/page-20#post-1475848

 

[RP-29]

The prep kind of sucked, but it also wasn't nearly as bad as people had told me. I took a few laxatives and mixed a bottle of Miralax in a half-gallon of gatorade. The Miralax didn't have much flavor, so basically I was just drinking more gatorade than I'd want.

The prep has changed. My prep is the same as yours, but last time I had to drink a lot of some pretty foul shit I had to get from the pharmacy. This sounds better.

When I did mine earlier this year (twice), I couldn't drink nearly as much as the instructions called for. I ended up wasting a lot of Miralax and Gatorade. The second time, I actually vomited a stomach full of the concoction while I was on the toilet. That was a mess.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

When I did mine earlier this year (twice), I couldn't drink nearly as much as the instructions called for. I ended up wasting a lot of Miralax and Gatorade. The second time, I actually vomited a stomach full of the concoction while I was on the toilet. That was a mess.

Pussy.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Pussy.

You're mean

 

[huskers1217]

 

[HammerDown]

You're mean

That is NOT allowed in our community.

 

[Mofo]

WOOOOO - the 'Butt Stuff' thread is still going strong, I see.

18 pages and counting... and still no one has posted any selfies. (Sorry, Harold, GFY) I'm proud of the community.

 

[Darrell Green Fan]

WOOOOO - the 'Butt Stuff' thread is still going strong, I see.

18 pages and counting... and still no one has posted any selfies. (Sorry, Harold, GFY) I'm proud of the community.

They gave me a print out of the procedure, I took the first pick (which was my asshole) and put it on a coffee mug that I gave to my buddy. Nothing says friendship like an asshole coffee mug.

 

[Handicappers]

They gave me a print out of the procedure, I took the first pick (which was my asshole) and put it on a coffee mug that I gave to my buddy. Nothing says friendship like an asshole coffee mug.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I resisted as long as I could. I even fired 2 different doctors for suggesting it. But then my damn wiener kids started crying. So now I have an appointment at 7:30 in the morning about a month from now. I have to do the second part of the cleanout at 4AM.

Screw you @Wild Turkey

 

[Wild Turkey]

I resisted as long as I could. I even fired 2 different doctors for suggesting it. But then my damn wiener kids started crying. So now I have an appointment at 7:30 in the morning about a month from now. I have to do the second part of the cleanout at 4AM.

Screw you @Wild Turkey

I'll gladly swap your insults in exchange for your good health.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I'll gladly swap your insults in exchange for your good health.

Pfft...you can't possibly care about my health. You tried to get me killed years ago with that Brony stuff

 

[Wild Turkey]

Pfft...you can't possibly care about my health. You tried to get me killed years ago with that Brony stuff

I was being supportive of your identifying as a cartoon animal and making sure you didn't feel judged. In my book, it was helping to preserve your mental health and increasing the odds of you not doing something detrimental to yourself.

Your health has always been my number 1 concern.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I resisted as long as I could. I even fired 2 different doctors for suggesting it. But then my damn wiener kids started crying. So now I have an appointment at 7:30 in the morning about a month from now. I have to do the second part of the cleanout at 4AM.

Screw you @Wild Turkey

I started stage one of the clean out 90 minutes ago. 90 minutes from now, stage two begins. Yay!

 

[Hu War Yu]

I started stage one of the clean out 90 minutes ago. 90 minutes from now, stage two begins. Yay!

Did they tell you a bunch of things like don't eat peanuts or tomatoes for 5 days prior?