Colonoscopy - Just Do It

Hu War Yu said:
Did they tell you a bunch of things like don't eat peanuts or tomatoes for 5 days prior?
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Not those things, but there are a bunch of things I’m not allowed to eat. Today, I just took four Dulcolax at 9:00 and I start the bulk of the Gatorade/Miralax cocktail at noon.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Not those things, but there are a bunch of things I’m not allowed to eat. Today, I just took four Dulcolax at 9:00 and I start the bulk of the Gatorade/Miralax cocktail at noon.
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Well I'm certainly looking forward to the 5 pounds of weight loss, just not anticipating the extra aggravation to my hemorrhoids from sitting on the can all night
 
Wild Turkey said:
Take a book in with you....it will be a while and you don't want to wonder far.
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Here’s the fun part and I have a decision to make. My housekeeper is here right now. Do I wreck a bathroom she already cleaned or leave her a surprise in one she hasn’t?
 
RP-29 said:
When I did mine earlier this year (twice), I couldn't drink nearly as much as the instructions called for. I ended up wasting a lot of Miralax and Gatorade. The second time, I actually vomited a stomach full of the concoction while I was on the toilet. That was a mess.
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Thank you for this information.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Well I'm certainly looking forward to the 5 pounds of weight loss, just not anticipating the extra aggravation to my hemorrhoids from sitting on the can all night
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It's not like that. I had to go a few times, all within about an hour or less maybe. it's not like having the flu.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Wow, thanks, this information makes me feel exactly the same about the whole process
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When it is over go get the biggest greasiest and best hamburger that you can find and I promise it will be the best thing you ever ate and that will make it all worth it.
 
Wild Turkey said:
When it is over go get the biggest greasiest and best hamburger that you can find and I promise it will be the best thing you ever ate and that will make it all worth it.
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No can do, Homosabe...I've already got orders to rebuild my gut biome with pre-biotics
 
williewilliejuan said:
Repeatedly at this point, but to @SlinkyRedfoot ’s point, it just looks like moderately-used Gatorade
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I eat pretty clean (I assume you do too), so I don't think it took much to clean me out. Only took a couple of "regular" dumps and I was on to the Gatorade.
 
Wild Turkey said:
When it is over go get the biggest greasiest and best hamburger that you can find and I promise it will be the best thing you ever ate and that will make it all worth it.
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I went 42 hours without eating, and I thought I was going to want a burger, but surprisingly I didn't. Went for Mediterranean. Spicy beef kafta, rice, grape leaves and humus - really didn't eat any more than any other dinner. Then I went nearly another 24 hours without eating again.

That was a pretty strange experience.
 
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