Colonoscopy - Just Do It

SlinkyRedfoot · Sep 21, 2023

I had basically one meal over the course of 60+ hours.

Hu War Yu · Sep 21, 2023

SlinkyRedfoot said:
rice, grape leaves and humus

huskers1217 · Sep 21, 2023

hey guys @williewilliejuan is over here

Mofo · Sep 21, 2023

This thread...

Next, it'll be detailed accounts of prostate exams and various descriptions of "lumps" found.

williewilliejuan · Sep 22, 2023

Procedure complete. One polyp removed. Have to go back in three years.

Dolemite censored · Sep 22, 2023

williewilliejuan said:
Procedure complete. One polyp removed. Have to go back in three years.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Dolemite censored · Sep 22, 2023

williewilliejuan · Sep 22, 2023

Dolemite censored said:
Pics or it didn't happen.

Don’t have them yet, but I’ll pass them along when I get them.

SlinkyRedfoot · Sep 22, 2023

Mofo said:
This thread...

Next, it'll be detailed accounts of prostate exams and various descriptions of "lumps" found.

I don't know if it was on here or on FanNation, but someone used a pic of their polyp as their avatar. Nasty.

SlinkyRedfoot · Sep 22, 2023

williewilliejuan said:
Don’t have them yet, but I’ll pass them along when I get them.

The nurse looked at me like I was crazy when I said I didn't want my pics or to even see them.

"Okay. I guess I'll just shred them."

That'll do.

Skerpokes · Sep 26, 2023

Big Al Rogorson · Oct 11, 2023

ojb81 said:
i just turned 41 Sunday before last. So this type of thing is right around the corner for me. But I've been thinking about maybe pranking the doctor/staff on my very first time. Like, instead of following the directions they give me for cleaning myself out, maybe I just eat a huge meal, or multiple huge meals the day before, DON'T take the miralax or whatever it is they give me, and when it's time to knock me out and put the camera up my ass, they see a big ol' honkin' meaty chud sitting right there in my colon...maybe i can maintain enough consciousness so i can push it out right there on the spot? think this might get a laugh out of them?

I laughed.

SJ76 · Nov 28, 2023

Just got my first one. All gokd

Feeling good I could eat a horse or small midget

outofyourmind · Nov 28, 2023

SJ76 said:
Just got my first one. All gokd

That can't be good

Hu War Yu · Nov 28, 2023

Well, most of you guys were lying like dogs about the prep. I had the @MAIZEandBLUE09 special, two gallons of colyte, 8 ounces every 10 minutes, which lead to going to the can every 10 minutes. I didn't bother with the flavoring; tasted like drinking ocean water.

Doctor didn't find anything, just like I tole y'all, because I don't have the markers for colon cancer. He said come back in 10 years. I probably won't now that I know I'm clean.

MAIZEandBLUE09 · Nov 28, 2023

Hu War Yu said:
Well, most of you guys were lying like dogs about the prep. I had the @MAIZEandBLUE09 special, two gallons of colyte, 8 ounces every 10 minutes, which lead to going to the can every 10 minutes. I didn't bother with the flavoring; tasted like drinking ocean water.

Doctor didn't find anything, just like I tole y'all, because I don't have the markers for colon cancer. He said come back in 10 years. I probably won't now that I know I'm clean.

The fucking worst. Getting through that amount of liquid is abysmal.

Hu War Yu · Nov 28, 2023

MAIZEandBLUE09 said:
The fucking worst. Getting through that amount of liquid is abysmal.

They handed me that jug and I was like, "wait, where's them fancy pills and 2 bottles of gatorade I been hearing about?"

The instructions I got were contradictory, too. The place was telling me one thing, the bottle was telling me another, and my primary was telling me something different from both.

I was in there a long time, too, because I wanted to read every word of that anesthesia consent form. That probably took longer than the actual buttscope.

SJ76 · Nov 28, 2023

Hu War Yu said:
Well, most of you guys were lying like dogs about the prep. I had the @MAIZEandBLUE09 special, two gallons of colyte, 8 ounces every 10 minutes, which lead to going to the can every 10 minutes. I didn't bother with the flavoring; tasted like drinking ocean water.

Doctor didn't find anything, just like I tole y'all, because I don't have the markers for colon cancer. He said come back in 10 years. I probably won't now that I know I'm clean.

Yeah buddy the stuff I had to drank tasted like onions. It was nasty. 10 years till the next

MAIZEandBLUE09 · Nov 28, 2023

Hu War Yu said:
They handed me that jug and I was like, "wait, where's them fancy pills and 2 bottles of gatorade I been hearing about?"

The instructions I got were contradictory, too. The place was telling me one thing, the bottle was telling me another, and my primary was telling me something different from both.

I was in there a long time, too, because I wanted to read every word of that anesthesia consent form. That probably took longer than the actual buttscope.

Had the same experience. The instructions on the CVS slip were different than the instructions printed from the doctor.

Wild Turkey · Nov 28, 2023

Hu War Yu said:
Well, most of you guys were lying like dogs about the prep. I had the @MAIZEandBLUE09 special, two gallons of colyte, 8 ounces every 10 minutes, which lead to going to the can every 10 minutes. I didn't bother with the flavoring; tasted like drinking ocean water.

Doctor didn't find anything, just like I tole y'all, because I don't have the markers for colon cancer. He said come back in 10 years. I probably won't now that I know I'm clean.

If he gave you 10 years that is great just go back in 10 because you never know and it's so easy to stop it early but don't catch it and its almost worse than death.