DJ's bachelor party thread

[Kburjr]

Most of you would probably die at my bachelor party.

Give me something to live for

 

[B_dub]

 

[packerzrule]

 

[Nosferatu]

Funny y'all assuming DJ would want female strippers...

 

[RP-29]

Die from boredom?

...other feasible scenarios:

- self-inflicted gunshot induced by the subjection to country music
- carbon monoxide poisoning
- brown recluse bite

 

[BigRedMoe]

Chewie wants his bachelor party to have an orgy snuff film theme?

 

[Gatorchip]

 

[Mofo]

 

[redseat]

...other feasible scenarios:

- self-inflicted gunshot induced by the subjection to country music
- carbon monoxide poisoning
- brown recluse bite

Yeah those are all good reasons

 

[White Knight]

Just waiting for my Prince Charming

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Now you’re trying to invite yourself and that’s bad form

Ligaf

 

[redseat]

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Gonna go ahead and say in the unlikely event that I ever get married, none of you sumbitchers are welcome at my bachelor party

You don't have to marry the first one you sleep with!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Die from boredom?

Die because you sissies can’t hang

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You don't have to marry the first one you sleep with!

Goats are better lays than sheep

 

[redseat]

Die because you sissies can’t hang

 

[White Knight]

Goats are better lays than sheep

 

[gobigred]

Goats are better lays than sheep

@WestEndVol @UTVolCountry disagree

 

[huskers1217]

@WestEndVol @UTVolCountry disagree

why not ask the Aggies? they have the most experience with this stuff

@fordman84

 

[fordman84]

why not ask the Aggies? they have the most experience with this stuff

@fordman84

I skipped that class at A&M. However, can you compare and contrast the different feelings between fucking a goat and having a corncob shoved up your ass for the class, sir?