DJ's bachelor party thread

[huskers1217]

I skipped that class at A&M. However, can you compare and contrast the different feelings between fucking a goat and having a corncob shoved up your ass for the class, sir?

damn @gobigred you gonna take that?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Gonna go ahead and say in the unlikely event that I ever get married, none of you sumbitchers are welcome at my bachelor party

 

[fordman84]

Gonna go ahead and say in the unlikely event that I ever get married, none of you sumbitchers are welcome at my bachelor party

Too bad, I only drink the finest of bourbons and associate with the hottest of hookers.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Too bad, I only drink the finest of bourbons and associate with the hottest of hookers.

Your bourbon is weak. We drink shine.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Goats are better lays than sheep

You never can tell....

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You never can tell....


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Goats have horns you can grab ahold of.

 

[Gatorchip]

Too bad, I only drink the finest of bourbons and associate with the hottest of hookers.

I doubt his sisters are all that hot.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Goats have horns you can grab ahold of.

Nice!

 

[occupant]

 

[Camfantasy]

Someone wheel in that new guide bear bech. I'm sure he is rolling in the pussy.

 

[redseat]

Too bad, I only drink the finest of bourbons and associate with the hottest of hookers.

Money talks

 

[Kburjr]

Goats have horns you can grab ahold of.

You mess with the bull...

 

[occupant]

You mess with the bull...

He learned his lesson with the bull. Why ewe think he went ba-a-a-ck to goats?

 

[Kburjr]

He learned his lesson with the bull. Why ewe think he went ba-a-a-ck to goats?

Smaller horns

 

[Jon Deaux]

why not ask the Aggies? they have the most experience with this stuff

@fordman84

Texas A&M,
where men are men
and the sheep know it

 

[Handicappers]

 

[wildturkey]

Just remember we don't need no Craig James situations around here so be kind to the hookers.

 

[redseat]

Everyone recover from last night and ready to do it again tonight?

 

[Cowboyinexile]

Wait.

@DJ is getting married? Why? Did you get tired of being happy?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Wait.

@DJ is getting married? Why? Did you get tired of being happy?

Love.