Do you microwave fish in work break-room?

Only motherfuckers microwave motherfucking fish, right?

Well, motherfuckers and Kenny (I may be misremembering the guy's name ... I mean the one who used to leave notes on his cubicle telling people whether they were allowed to talk to him, or not).

Motherfuckers.

Kenny was the guy who rage-quit and ended up killing himself. The douche who made little "do not disturb" signs to hang on his cube was about 20 years old at the time. I don't remember his name, but he didn't last long.
 
No, but I do heat up some chitlings. If they stink, you know it's good!
 
Motherfuckers.

Kenny was the guy who rage-quit and ended up killing himself. The douche who made little "do not disturb" signs to hang on his cube was about 20 years old at the time. I don't remember his name, but he didn't last long.

maybe if you had been nicer to Kenny he’d still be here!!
 
big fish GIF
Pelican is over on the dock, all jelly of e’rybody else havin teeth.
 
Someone did that shit the other day, and our office space is entirely open concept with a huge open cafeteria.

Everyone smelled that fish until the end of the day.

A high school stink bomb would be devastating at work. Do kids still break those at schools?
 
Pelican is over on the dock, all jelly of e’rybody else havin teeth.


When the seal was heading back in the water, that peican looked like he was going to give it a shot for a moment, but probably thought, nahhhhh. Pass.
 
When the seal was heading back in the water, that peican looked like he was going to give it a shot for a moment, but probably thought, nahhhhh. Pass.
He can only scoop. He knows it.

But he was ready to double yoink.
 
Motherfuckers.

Kenny was the guy who rage-quit and ended up killing himself. The douche who made little "do not disturb" signs to hang on his cube was about 20 years old at the time. I don't remember his name, but he didn't last long.

Oh. Oops.
I remember Kenny had a sad end, but I had thought the guy who hung the mood signs and Kenny were the same guy.

I have to say, the li'l "do not disturb signs" did give me ideas.
I want a scrolling digital sign for my door.

On the rare occasion I'm in the mood to deal with people and their stupid questions it will read, "You may approach."
The rest of the time it will read "Approach at your own peril," then quickly flash "Fuck off," a few times.
 
People bitching about fish smell.

Nothing worse than the smell of microwave popcorn.
 
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