Early Tuesday Thread

[iII]

Yeah, some of the tribute alts are just bad.

Maybe you’re just old and dried up inside.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Go fuck your mother.

You're a sad and pathetic person.

 

[iII]

You're a sad and pathetic person.

Mother?

 

[Earl Haffler]

Fisting my wife last night and our oldest walked in. She was all like "what are you doing to mom?" So I had to lie and say "mommies having a baby". Now I have to kidnap an infant or she'll know I lied. Parenting is hard I tell ya.

You will end up killing it. Probably sit on it with your fat ass

 

[AllAltsAreBastards]

Welp seeing as things are still the same as yesterday enjoy your days folks!

Noooooooooooooooo!

 

[stakesarehigh]

National Short Person Day. Let us all celebrate our favorite shorty, @gobucks0409

I don't know that I'd call gobucks short enough to qualify

 

[Earl Haffler]

You're a sad and pathetic person.

Do you get compensated for any type of work? Or do you suck off the govt teet?

People like you need to be deported

 

[RubinRock]

I don't know that I'd call gobucks short enough to qualify

5'9" = short. I don't make the rules

 

[stakesarehigh]

5'9" = short. I don't make the rules

Is there a rule somewhere for this?

 

[RubinRock]

Is there a rule somewhere for this?

Unwritten rules

 

[AllAltsAreBastards]

You will end up killing it. Probably sit on it with your fat ass

Nope. Not again.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Maybe you’re just old and dried up inside.

 

[iII]

Oh, I’m not allowed to watch Rated R movies.

 

[Hu War Yu]

show me one that was actually "good"

then again, only a few folks here could do it right.

lookin at you @Hu War Yu

Oh, I don't make Alts

 

[Earl Haffler]

Oh, I don't make Alts

 

[Rock Strongho]

glad I made this thread yesterday.

good morning

The entire purpose of this thread was a humblebrag about lobster

Let's be honest here

Show a picture of your lobster

 

[Earl Haffler]

Oh, I’m not allowed to watch Rated R movies.

Mom's rule?

 

[RobBase]

Is there a rule somewhere for this?

Urban Dictionary: Manlet

None

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[ill]

The entire purpose of this thread was a humblebrag about lobster

Let's be honest here

Show a picture of your lobster

I don't swing that way, Bob. Sorry.

 

[Earl Haffler]

@Dole ver 2.0 @DJRox

The word is out. We know you are the same retard. Come and explain yourself