Earthquake Wednesday

Holy shit... So, stay away from "initial quality" brands
Tommy: Chicken wings! Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put initial quality leader on a car? Hmmm, very interesting.
Ted Nelson: Go on, I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy initial quality leader on a car'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted Nelson: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little car under your pillow at night, the Initial Quality Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
Ted Nelson: What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
Ted Nelson: But why do they put initial quality leader on the car?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a car and mark it initial quality leader, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Ted Nelson: Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well, that's... What?
 
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Apparently the Kia I used to own has had a number of recalls
 
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Apparently the Kia I used to own has had a number of recalls
The engine? Same with SA's. She had to have it replaced. They sent her a form for a class action thing to get reimbursed for costs associated with it.
 
Lily? You don't wanna talk to Lily? Just dont mention her milkers.

The whole ATT buying direct TV thing is ridiculous. So you call the number in your fucking ap but it goes to ATT. They know Jack shit about your direct TV.

But guess what they say when they answer your call on direct TV?

THANK YOU FOR CALLING ATT

You motherfuckers
 
The whole ATT buying direct TV thing is ridiculous. So you call the number in your fucking ap but it goes to ATT. They know Jack shit about your direct TV.

But guess what they say when they answer your call on direct TV?

THANK YOU FOR CALLING ATT

You motherfuckers

but.....milkers....
 
The engine? Same with SA's. She had to have it replaced. They sent her a form for a class action thing to get reimbursed for costs associated with it.

Yup, basically if I had paid for repairs in the past, I'd be reimbursed...

I traded it in years ago. Was a good car, I was looking at a Kia Stinger, but gives me a bit of pause
 
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Yup, basically if I had paid for repairs in the past, I'd be reimbursed...

I traded it in years ago. Was a good car, I was looking at a Kia Stinger, but gives me a bit of pause
Yeah, she isn't going near one when she gets a new car this fall
 
The engine? Same with SA's. She had to have it replaced. They sent her a form for a class action thing to get reimbursed for costs associated with it.

almost makes me want to lease my next vehicle...
 
I will straight fly to India just to murder her family cow after a conversation with some of these people.

Okay....that was strong

I need to simmer
my one call with ATT had a rooster crowing in the background.
 
I am considering it as well.

it seems like the smarter path go go.

all jokes aside, the experts recommend it for electric vehicles because the depreciation is so bad. I'm looking at pre-ordering a Mustang Mach-e GT.
 
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