End of Eras Thursday

I imagine it had to be similar to when Barry retired. That was an uncomfortable jolt.
One of my coworkers here graduated from Alabama. Boss was like, I didn't know that, to which I said you couldn't tell from the haircut. It landed well.

Saw a friend from PA that moved down here like a decade ago, guy sounds like Nick Cage in Conair, fucking ridiculous, but hilarious to me.
 
Yeah, you can look at it like a little insurance policy for them, and you.

Oh they are making money off you no matter what. They aren't losing it
 
Oh they are making money off you no matter what. They aren't losing it

It’s all about your net total. I have friends who gamble just to gamble and their net total acts more like a stock going up and down regularly.

I’m a finance guy, who sits here and crunches numbers, and treats it like a business rather than a hobby. I won’t brag about how much I win but let’s just say I’m doing better than some bartenders out there.
 
It’s all about your net total. I have friends who gamble just to gamble and their net total acts more like a stock going up and down regularly.

I’m a finance guy, who sits here and crunches numbers, and treats it like a business rather than a hobby. I won’t brag about how much I win but let’s just say I’m doing better than some bartenders out there.
Loser talk to gambling.

As I was watching the eagles lose gloriously to the giants last week, I threw $100 on the bucs to win the next week. That's how it's done.

Just fuck around and have fun with it. And yes, I'm up overall.
 
If you have the bears and vikings out there, I would figure you have them play the lions and packers, no?

 
Loser talk to gambling.

As I was watching the eagles lose gloriously to the giants last week, I threw $100 on the bucs to win the next week. That's how it's done.

Just fuck around and have fun with it. And yes, I'm up overall.

I’m too analytical to bet on whims.

I do stuff like look at the spread in the 4th quarter of an NBA game, loosely decide on how many possessions each team has left, factor in how much time is left in the clock, then lock in if I decide that the losing team has a small % chance to make up those points based on how much time if left on the clock and how many possessions I think they’ll have left.

You get a good 12.5 or 14.5 spread w 8 or 9 minutes left and it’s all gravy.
 
I’m too analytical to bet on whims.

I do stuff like look at the spread in the 4th quarter of an NBA game, loosely decide on how many possessions each team has left, factor in how much time is left in the clock, then lock in if I decide that the losing team has a small % chance to make up those points based on how much time if left on the clock and how many possessions I think they’ll have left.

You get a good 12.5 or 14.5 spread w 8 or 9 minutes left and it’s all gravy.
Spoken like a man that watches a lot of pistons games with that 4th quarter spread
 
Spoken like a man that watches a lot of pistons games with that 4th quarter spread

Betting against the Pistons this year is like taking candy from a baby.
 
Betting against the Pistons this year is like taking candy from a baby.
I put Jalen Duren into a few preseason bets for Rebounds per game leader. He was going off at like +1400, if that dude could have been healthier this year.
 
Snow on the ground today for the first time this year in commemoration.

Snowing in vegas this mornimg
Excited Ric Flair GIF
 
every sports gambler I've ever talked to is "up". I guess it's just everybody I don't know that loses.

Last sports bet I made was probably 8 years ago.
 
Snowing in vegas this mornimg
I'd laugh, but it's -15 out and somehow getting colder by the hour. Wind is howlin'. It didn't snow last nite at all, yet I still shoveled 6 inches this morning. Total whiteout out there driving. Everything is covered with snow, so there's no points of reference. Drifts fuggin' everywhere and you can't see 'em fer shit.
 
though I may break that 8 year streak and bet the Bucs this week. should be easy money with how bad the Eagles have looked recently. Parlay that with whatever the over is for Baker's passing yards...
 
though I may break that 8 year streak and bet the Bucs this week. should be easy money with how bad the Eagles have looked recently. Parlay that with whatever the over is for Baker's passing yards...

Bucs +3, Baker 325+ passing yards (+1065)

10X easy money.
 
Against Patricia’s D, that doesn’t sound too bad.
O/U is 236.5... that seems very low with how bad the Eagles D is. Are they expecting weather Monday night?
 
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