Facial hair map

Gatorchip said:
Funny quote in there. Makes me wonder who is the author...


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Good article. Toothbrushes are gross and best utilized only for other uses.

Like the natives, one should use only a fresh birch twig to clean teeth....and a nice piece of sharp flint to shave cleanly each morning.
 
Hitman Hart said:
posted this in the night shift thread a week or so ago, but i'll repeat it here

Scenarios for dudes that have beards:

1.) You're trying to cover up your 2nd, 3rd and 4th chins
2.) You're trying to hide your weak ass jawline
3.) you're a tragic combination of 1 + 2
4.) You're a rare exception to these rules.
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or you just get tired of having to shave everyday and a beard is the way to go.

at least that is my reasoning.
 
JuiceTheGator said:
Good article. Toothbrushes are gross and best utilized only for other uses.

Like the natives, one should use only a fresh birch twig to clean teeth....and a nice piece of sharp flint to shave cleanly each morning.
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it's adorable when you try and pass yourself off on here as some sort of "manly man survivalist"
 
Any man that doesn’t have a beard can’t grow a real one. Pretty much, if you were assigned male at birth, but don’t have a beard, go ahead and start your transition. The longer you wait, the harder it’ll be
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Any man that doesn’t have a beard can’t grow a real one. Pretty much, if you were assigned male at birth, but don’t have a beard, go ahead and start your transition. The longer you wait, the harder it’ll be
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is using beard oil too metrosexual for your liking, Cleetus?
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Any man that doesn’t have a beard can’t grow a real one. Pretty much, if you were assigned male at birth, but don’t have a beard, go ahead and start your transition. The longer you wait, the harder it’ll be
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lol i'm sure your beard looks something like this right here

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"yee ain't a reaayuhl mayuhnnn if yee ain't got no bard!!"
 
ill said:
figured as much

just wondering, when's the last time you were with a woman where you didn't have to give her money?
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Guess it’s been a couple weeks.

FTR, what is beard oil?
 
ojb81 said:
lol i'm sure your beard looks something like this right here

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"yee ain't a reaayuhl mayuhnnn if yee ain't got no bard!!"
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I’d just shave and start transitioning if that were my beard.
 
ill said:
just conditioning oil for the beard hair, softens it a little.

skin under mine tends to get dry so I will apply some after a shower. Also use beard soap.
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Oh, I thought you were talking about that stuff my brother used to use to try and get a beard to grow before his started coming in full.

When my beard is trimmed low like it is now, I just used regular soap. When it’s longer, I use the same moisturizing shampoo I use on my head.
 
It's impossible for me to grow a full on beard, wasn't blessed with the super full facial hair growth gene. But I'll gladly grow a Tom Selleck worthy mustache any chance I can get.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Oh, I thought you were talking about that stuff my brother used to use to try and get a beard to grow before his started coming in full.

When my beard is trimmed low like it is now, I just used regular soap. When it’s longer, I use the same moisturizing shampoo I use on my head.
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invest in beard soap...it is worth it. First off, shampoo is for your scalp too...face skin is not the same as scalp skin...so you shouldn't use shampoo on your face.
 
ill said:
invest in beard soap...it is worth it. First off, shampoo is for your scalp too...face skin is not the same as scalp skin...so you shouldn't use shampoo on your face.
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Honest Amish makes some good beard soap and balm.
 
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Skerpokes said:
It's impossible for me to grow a full on beard, wasn't blessed with the super full facial hair growth gene. But I'll gladly grow a Tom Selleck worthy mustache any chance I can get.
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I’ve been able to grow a beard a lot longer than I’ve been able to grow a mustache. I’d probably keep a clean shaven face of the mustache didn’t finally start coming in. I look goofy all the time, but more so when I would rock the chin strap beard
 
Handicappers said:
Most people stimulate their bowels by drinking coffee. Rex stimulates his bowels by sucking off dudes.
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I disagree. Rex's fantasies are mostly unfulfilled. He probably stimulates his bowels by looking longingly at truckstop restrooms or Bravo programming, while aggressively fingering his butthole.

Hitman Hart said:
posted this in the night shift thread a week or so ago, but i'll repeat it here

Scenarios for dudes that have beards:

1.) You're trying to cover up your 2nd, 3rd and 4th chins
2.) You're trying to hide your weak ass jawline
3.) you're a tragic combination of 1 + 2
4.) You're a rare exception to these rules.
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Can't a guy just be lazy? I notice a lot of fat dudes (and some fat chicks) are rocking the facial hair.
 
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