Family leaving for 5 days, what should I do...

tl;dr It's not that I didn't WANT to read the entire post, but my eye kept sliding over to those shit stained tightie-whities and I could read-no-more!
Seriously, when your eye moves back left to start the next line, there IT is!
Breakfast Toast GIF
 
Bring in your secret family and you'll be able to relax with them for a few days
 
Bring in your secret family and you'll be able to relax with them for a few days
I'm not even sure I want this family back! The kids were really cute n all, but now they won't listen for shit.

Every time I've read about some guy juggling two families, I shook my head in disbelief. Who could take that kind of abuse?
 
I'm not even sure I want this family back! The kids were really cute n all, but now they won't listen for shit.

Every time I've read about some guy juggling two families, I shook my head in disbelief. Who could take that kind of abuse?

Yeah can't tell you how people do that type of sh&t, really can't
 
Oh hell, I do that anyway. A dolphin in my canal was throwing around a big snook last week and it landed on my boat's swim platform...while I was painting the cockpit deck. I was gonna keep it but it was smashed. So, I threw it back to the critter and made a friend.

That’s awesome.
 
Try something new.

Read a book.
 
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