Family leaving for 5 days, what should I do...

Motherfucker

Trying to sit outside in peace the other afternoon and neighbor 1/8 mile away is blasting fucking Bob Seger.

If I wanted to listen to that shit I'd move to town.
From 220 yards you should be able to take out his speakers with a .223
 
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Yup. Boats and hoes.

Fish yer bawls off. Drug and drink yer bawls off. Pass out in the boat with yer weenis out.

If only it was Spring Break. You can just anchor off Ft Myers Beach and the drunken college sloots actually swim out to the boat to fuck. It's quite a service they provide.
 
That’s dumb question @JuiceTheGator
Dam Gaytor fans I tell ya

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Oh hell, I do that anyway. A dolphin in my canal was throwing around a big snook last week and it landed on my boat's swim platform...while I was painting the cockpit deck. I was gonna keep it but it was smashed. So, I threw it back to the critter and made a friend.
 
Shoot off a shitload of fireworks?

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Would you two knuckleheads knock it off!
 
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