Family leaving for 5 days, what should I do...

[Kburjr]

Hour 1

 

[Wild Turkey]

Sleep

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Hour 1

5 days from now.....

 

[Handicappers]

do some curls you tiny armed bitch.

 

[Camfantasy]

stick their toothbrushes up your ass

 

[Nosferatu]

Take a shit with the door open!

 

[huskers1217]

romantic nights with Leader O'cola?

 

[Handicappers]

Bang a skinny chick for once.

 

[Nosferatu]

Bang a chick for once.

FIFY

 

[OregonDucks]

I've had moments like this. The excitement can be tough to contain thinking of all the things you will do.

I find myself sitting on the couch, hungry and bored by 6 PM.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I've had moments like this. The excitement can be tough to contain thinking of all the things you will do.

I find myself sitting on the couch, hungry and bored by 6 PM.

You can't microwave yourself a dang hot pocket??

FOOH...

My family goes away, it's sit on my rear and watch telly non-stop while noshin'. I might even sleep on the couch

 

[Fish]

You can't microwave yourself a dang hot pocket??

FOOH...

My family goes away, it's sit on my rear and watch telly non-stop while noshin'. I might even sleep on the couch

Pizza delivery ftw.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Pizza delivery ftw.

That happens too

 

[occupant]

Well, it's only a few days....not sure I have the time to join a motorcycle gang. I don't even own any black casual clothes, too damned hot in FL.

Get nekkid, rent some bongos and do an ounce of shrooms. Buy some canvases and paints and make something.

Go to a Gay Bar, a Black Church and a Synagogue just to understand where they're coming from.

Make an opinionated sign and go stand by a major intersection just to gauge the "pulse of the nation".

Dude...the fact you're asking what to do is a major issue. I sense a niche market...ala "The Game" movie with Michael Douglas.

 

[ill]

DIAF

 

[JuiceTheGator]

This is a guarantee.

View attachment 33732 The short one will need to give me a prostate massage.

I just went to the ATM and got $500. I'm so ready.....

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Get nekkid, rent some bongos and do an ounce of shrooms. Buy some canvases and paints and make something.

Go to a Gay Bar, a Black Church and a Synagogue just to understand where they're coming from.

Make an opinionated sign and go stand by a major intersection just to gauge the "pulse of the nation".

Dude...the fact you're asking what to do is a major issue. I sense a niche market...ala "The Game" movie with Michael Douglas.

tl;dr It's not that I didn't WANT to read the entire post, but my eye kept sliding over to those shit stained tightie-whities and I could read-no-more!
Seriously, when your eye moves back left to start the next line, there IT is!

 

[Hu War Yu]

tl;dr It's not that I didn't WANT to read the entire post, but my eye kept sliding over to those shit stained tightie-whities and I could read-no-more!
Seriously, when your eye moves back left to start the next line, there IT is!

I've found the same problem, that thing is definitely an eye magnet

 

[beardown07]

Get nekkid, rent some bongos and do an ounce of shrooms. Buy some canvases and paints and make something.

Go to a Gay Bar, a Black Church and a Synagogue just to understand where they're coming from.

Make an opinionated sign and go stand by a major intersection just to gauge the "pulse of the nation".

Dude...the fact you're asking what to do is a major issue. I sense a niche market...ala "The Game" movie with Michael Douglas.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Try not to pull your dick off

Yep. Find some lube that contains aloe.