Favorite Sandwich/the one you always order

[beardown07]

Were they already pickles?

My horror stories are from cucumbers and the transformation to pickle phase.

Overwhelming vinegar-smell permeating the entire house for an entire month? lulz

 

[Me]

Were they already pickles?

My horror stories are from cucumbers and the transformation to pickle phase.

They were taking sliced cucumbers, and creating pickles

 

[broncosmitty]

It's gross.

Who the fuck orders that over so many other great sammiches? I'll tell ya who...the grade school kid that always smelled like syrup/piss, that's who.

 

[outofyourmind]

My horror stories are from cucumbers and the transformation to pickle phase

That is anything you eat or drink.
Or do you just not think about it that hard, so, you know, you can choke shit down.

 

[beardown07]

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bwahaha!

 

[Me]

That is anything you eat or drink.
Or do you just not think about it that hard, so, you know, you can choke shit down.

I still won't buy bacon bits, though....nope, nope, nope

 

[broncosmitty]

Overwhelming vinegar-smell permeating the entire house for an entire month? lulz

Dead migrant workers in the giant vat that was sealed all winter. Pickled and preserved.

50 gallons of hydraulic fluid in a bin of cuc’s, that I was ordered to dump right in semi with all the others.

Woodchucks, rats, fawns... seen em all, way to late to stop, during harvest. And a cucumber harvester is a violent contraption.

Sorry mox...

 

[moxie]

Dead migrant workers in the giant vat that was sealed all winter. Pickled and preserved.

50 gallons of hydraulic fluid in a bin of cuc’s, that I was ordered to dump right in semi with all the others.

Woodchucks, rats, fawns... seen em all, way to late to stop, during harvest. And a cucumber harvester is a violent contraption.

Sorry mox...

GODDAMMIT!!!

 

[broncosmitty]

That is anything you eat or drink.
Or do you just not think about it that hard, so, you know, you can choke shit down.

But I seent it!

 

[Guy Incognito]

I’ve never ate a burger with an egg on it.

Also never had a BigMac or a Whopper.

 

[broncosmitty]

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Jesus H.....

 

[Guy Incognito]

Jesus H.....

You ain't lived yet, son.

 

[ill]

I bought some roast beef for my lunch this week.

went in my pantry to see if I had horseradish sauce to put on that badboy...and it is best by 2012...how the fuck do I even have something that old in a house I moved into in 2016?

 

[Me]

I bought some roast beef for my lunch this week.

went in my pantry to see if I had horseradish sauce to put on that badboy...and it is best by 2012...how the fuck do I even have something that old in a house I moved into in 2016?

It's still good

 

[broncosmitty]

It's still good

They just put those “best by...” dates on the package so you’ll buy more.

 

[ill]

It's still good

it was shit colored. I don't think it was still good.

 

[Me]

it was shit colored. I don't think it was still good.

Nonsense

 

[outofyourmind]

I bought some roast beef for my lunch this week.

went in my pantry to see if I had horseradish sauce to put on that badboy...and it is best by 2012...how the fuck do I even have something that old in a house I moved into in 2016?

So, you moved out of date product from your old house to your new house.

 

[ill]

So, you moved out of date product from your old house to your new house.

I suppose I did...not sure how I let that slip by me.

I blame the ex.

 

[HammerDown]

I’ve never ate a burger with an egg on it.

The whole fried egg on top thing is so incredibly silly and cliche.