First Place Friday

[Me]

Looks like we got a

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Your shit state couldn't even be the capital of the rebellion you halfwits started.

 

[RubinRock]

The refs were out to get us.

 

[RubinRock]

SON OF A BITCH. Left work early and cracked open a few. Now I have to head back in to do about ten minutes worth of work.

 

[Bender]

I can wiggle my ears.

Was a big hit in elementary school.

what was it like to peak so early?

 

[Bender]

I'm closing the office a 2, and taking my boy fishing.

I don't know the first damn thing about fishing.

cast line into water, drink beer, everything else is gravy.

 

[Bender]

My raise wasn't showing on my pay stub so had to ask my boss what was going on. Apparently someone else had the same issue so he has to look into what he's doing wrong to get it fixed. Also had to call the bank and ask what is up with the escrow on both houses. All the taxes and insurance have been paid for the year from it and we have quite a large balance in each. Last I knew the law was that only 2 months of reserve should be in the escrow max at all times. Like to be getting refunded on those to apply to principal.

 

[Handicappers]

 

[Bender]

I hope this advil mixed with vodka and kamora works.

 

[kobesgame]

A shame you can't get a matching one considering you already have bitch stamped across yours

You son of a bitch.

 

[kobesgame]

Um, kind of harsh even if she is a lawyer.

Lawyers have feelings too...

 

[Bender]

Shocker: jersey hates America

Redirect Notice

www.google.com

Yeah, but that's in 2020, I'm sure before they closed Monmouth they were at least 45th.

 

[Bender]

Looks like we got a

why have a cripple fight when you can have a

 

[Bender]

Lawyers have feelings too...

same energy

 

[Guy Incognito]

Lawyers have feelings too...

 

[Bender]

cast line into water, drink beer, everything else is gravy.

hmm, never realized how similar golf and fishing were.

 

[Guy Incognito]

hmm, never realized how similar golf and fishing were.

What are two things I don't do in my spare time?

 

[stakesarehigh]

Lawyers have feelings too...

Debatable

 

[kobesgame]

Debatable

I’ll show any feelings you want if you pay me enough.

 

[kobesgame]

I’ll show any feelings you want if you pay me enough.

Also, I almost said....

I’ll feel anything you want if you pay me enough.

HOF pre-posting edit there.