Fish's Fantastic Friday Thread

[Me]

Damn... Once my coworker can get a hospital bed, she going to have a hysterectomy. So, she'll be out 3 weeks - 3 months, and I will have to cover.



Keep it up Delta

 

[HammerDown]

That's why my dad would rather just have a couple hits of weed... To him: "More beer just means more pee"

Me peeing, without beer: 3, maybe 4 times a night
Me peeing, with beer: 6,117,549 times a night

 

[RoyMunson]

Half a glass of beaujolais and I'm crosseyed.

getting close to time for the Nouveau

 

[HammerDown]

Fat too.

I used to drink that shit all day, feel fine, never gain an ounce.

Then I got old n shit.

 

[Kburjr]

That's why my dad would rather just have a couple hits of weed... To him: "More beer just means more pee"

The best contact highs are found in the men's bathroom.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Damn... Once my coworker can get a hospital bed, she going to have a hysterectomy. So, she'll be out 3 weeks - 3 months, and I will have to cover.



Keep it up Delta

Wait...the range is 3 weeks to 3 months?

WTF kinda prediction is that? That's like one of our local weather douches saying we could get 1-6" of snow

 

[PeoplesChicken]

The best contact highs are found in the men's bathroom.

Are you sure you are satisfied with this comment?

 

[RoyMunson]

Fat too.

weed == munchies

 

[Me]

Wait...the range is 3 weeks to 3 months?

WTF kinda prediction is that? That's like one of our local weather douches saying we could get 1-6" of snow

She said the doctor told her it will be at least a few weeks, but some people are down for a few months.

 

[Guy Incognito]

The 4-packs are pints. So 16 oz per can.

Typically the same cost as 6 packs of 12 oz. so in the end, they screw you out of some booze.

not sure why so many craft breweries turned to pints. Not a fan of it.

Can sell more beer at a higher price point. We the consumer get hosed, but I know why they're doing it.

 

[RobBase]

I used to drink that shit all day, feel fine, never gain an ounce.

Then I got old n shit.

Combo of metabolism slowing down, you slowing down and working out less, eating/drinking more calories years after years etc...it’s an easy cycle to fall into and why I’m able to give people visual diets in exchange for money. Life after 40 is like living on a different planet.

 

[Kburjr]

Are you sure you are satisfied with this comment?

My editor said that it would spark some speculation....but, no, I had to hit post.

 

[RobBase]

weed == munchies

Absolutely. Just have to control yourself. But weed itself won’t make you fat.

 

[RoyMunson]

Maybe just give your kids iPads and see what happens for yourselves.

my kid has every electronic device she could ever want.

best one for her sleep is any of them playing an audio book.

 

[Kburjr]

Absolutely. Just have to control yourself. But weed itself won’t make you fat.

Flower doesn't make you fat? You ever see a skinny bumblebee?

 

[HammerDown]

I just loaded my Campbell's Chunky with Spam.

LOA-DED it!!! Then ground a shit ton of black pepper all over it.

Shit was amazing.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I just loaded my Campbell's Chunky with Spam.

LOA-DED it!!! Then ground a shit ton of black pepper all over it.

Shit was amazing.

It is official:
@Bender is subletting @HammerDown brain

 

[RobBase]

my kid has every electronic device she could ever want.

best one for her sleep is any of them playing an audio book.

Im not saying iPads are best for sleep. Just that 3 of my 4 usually fall asleep on them. They’re supposed to turn them off when they get tired but they’re kids, so it doesn’t always happen.

 

[RoyMunson]

I just loaded my Campbell's Chunky with Spam.

LOA-DED it!!! Then ground a shit ton of black pepper all over it.

Shit was amazing.

 

[RobBase]

I just loaded my Campbell's Chunky with Spam.

LOA-DED it!!! Then ground a shit ton of black pepper all over it.

Shit was amazing.

Maximum sodium levels achieved.