Football or Porn?

[beardown07]

Too many men on the field.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Just look at how hard he's jamming his cock into the earhole of that helmet!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Which reminds me of a joke.

Q) What is the difference between jelly and jam?

Spoiler: A)

You can't jelly your dick up a chick's ass.

 

[Inquisitor]

Gawdammit don't make me make a choice here!

Wait...wut?

 

[huskers1217]

this one was over before it even was started..

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

this one was over before it even was started..

I might have kilt it.

 

[redseat]

some slippery turf out there

 

[redseat]

The field needs a good plowing

 

[jjc2009]

The ball went right in the cheerleader’s face.

 

[redseat]

Split the uprights

 

[dbldwn711]

The packers love their tight ends.

 

[Wild Turkey]

They are going into a sugar huddle.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Tackles always lead with the head.

 

[beardown07]

Helmet to helmet contact.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Which reminds me of a joke.

Q) What is the difference between jelly and jam?

Spoiler: A)

You can't jelly your dick up a chick's ass.

No one laughs at this?

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

 

[Guy Incognito]

No one laughs at this?

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Old joke is old.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Old joke is old.

So is your grandma, but I still fuck her!

 

[Guy Incognito]

So is your grandma, but I still fuck her!

You also fuck tube socks full of ground beef (lulz, my predictive text now follows "tube" with the rest of the sentence word by word), so I don't think this helps yourn case.

 

[trojanfan12]

You also fuck tube socks full of ground beef (lulz, my predictive text now follows "tube" with the rest of the sentence word by word), so I don't think this helps yourn case.

Note to self: Do not accept a hamburger made by @SlinkyRedfoot

 

[beardown07]

Looks like they'll bring out the chains.