Football or Porn?

[beardown07]

He's in a three point stance.

 

[beardown07]

Sticky coverage.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Which reminds me of a joke.

Q) What is the difference between jelly and jam?

Spoiler: A)

You can't jelly your dick up a chick's ass.

No one laughs at this?

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Because those of us with more experience know that you most certainly CAN jelly yourn dick up a chick's ass.

 

[BigRedMoe]

A hole opened up and he slipped right through.

 

[beardown07]

He stiff-armed him. lulz

 

[DragonFromTo]

"He was looking for something to develop and WHAP! He got developed!"

I haven't played Madden regularly in 10 years but it used to be full of this shit

 

[DragonFromTo]

One of the FIFA games had "Patience is OK, but you've got to have some penetration at the end of it!"

 

[DragonFromTo]

My sim league software does this a lot too

"Coming hard
Still coming "

It's better when someone fists one out over shortstop and that happens

 

[beardown07]

Touchback

 

[beardown07]

The legendary Dick Butkus.

 

[beardown07]

Gadget-play.

 

[Kburjr]

He is great in the red zone.

 

[beardown07]

Flea-flicker. <--------I lay claim to coining that just now.

 

[Hu War Yu]

No one laughs at this?

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

You don't seem to be giving this thread the serious attention it deserves

 

[DragonFromTo]

Bump and run

They used to play it against the run and shoot sometimes

 

[Kburjr]

Bump and run

They used to play it against the run and shoot sometimes

If it's running don't shoot.

 

[craigk217]

The best cock-blocker of all time.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

No one can stop him when he gets his hands on the ball

 

[beardown07]

His ball skills are elite.

 

[beardown07]

He's a ball-hawk.