For your Tuesday drive to work

Guy Incognito said:
Put together the new table for my back deck yesterday and had a nice dinner outside with the family. Baseball game tonight, missing two of my better players. We'll see how it goes.
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Got our rosters for Coal’s baseball team finally. Online stalked the parents of my players and there’s definitely an OnlyFans mom. We’ll be besties in no time.
 
kobesgame said:
Got our rosters for Coal’s baseball team finally. Online stalked the parents of my players and there’s definitely an OnlyFans mom. We’ll be besties in no time.
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OnlyFans, eh?

What's her profile name? Asking, naturally, for a friend.
 
kobesgame said:
Got our rosters for Coal’s baseball team finally. Online stalked the parents of my players and there’s definitely an OnlyFans mom. We’ll be besties in no time.
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Speaking of baseball rosters, Tank's on a tee ball team with another kid his exact age whose older sister was on Ham's baseball team last year.

The two of them "played" together (beat each other up for touching the other kid's toys) during most of Ham's games last year. If neither one of them takes a swing at the other with a bat this year, I'm calling tee ball a success.
 
skipped a meeting earlier that has been nothing but a fucking waste of time every single day and then it's been rescheduled for the afternoon to waste my time then.

10 more years... 10 more years...
 
RoyMunson said:
skipped a meeting earlier that has been nothing but a fucking waste of time every single day and then it's been rescheduled for the afternoon to waste my time then.

10 more years... 10 more years...
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just need to get on god's good side and see if they can knock that number down for you

 
Bender said:
just need to get on god's good side and see if they can knock that number down for you

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need to find my religion to credit all my good fortune on some higher power.
 
all my meetings are done...I should just go home and "work" now, right?
 
Inquisitor said:
You forgot "Asking for a friend."
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No I didn't. I'm asking for me, motherfucker. I wanna see if there are any Only Fans moms in my kids' school district.

I've never been on OnlyFans, though. Probably have to pay for it, which seems ridiculous given the wealth of free porn available. Might be willing to if there was a local MILF, though.
 
kobesgame said:
Got our rosters for Coal’s baseball team finally. Online stalked the parents of my players and there’s definitely an OnlyFans mom. We’ll be besties in no time.
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Do you have a LexisNexis account for work, or something.

Kind of fascinating.

I wonder if @Guy Incognito's grandma has an Only Fans account.
 
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