Friday, bitches

[PeoplesChicken]

You all look the same to me

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Remember @Fish senility is a choice

 

[basement bias]

Yes it was. They were running a hustle where you bought tickets then informed because of COVID they were not available and they would give you a credit towards future tickets rather than a refund.

I'll give it tomorrow to see what it says and go from there. Someone else I know had similar but got their tickets. One reason I Googled was ticket delay by venue. Wouldn't surprise me with Detroit.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I'll give it tomorrow to see what it says and go from there. Someone else I know had similar but got their tickets. One reason I Googled was ticket delay by venue. Wouldn't surprise me with Detroit.

Detroit? Here is a pro tip:
If they are scratch and sniff tickets? Prolly fake

 

[basement bias]

Detroit? Here is a pro tip:
If they are scratch and sniff tickets? Prolly fake

Well should be electronic from the stubhub but who knows. I'll figure it out and find a way to get in on Sunday

 

[kobesgame]

she's like 8, she doesn't need a phone.

another good podcast topic, Pnk

8?

 

[kobesgame]

haven't gotten a text from strange number?

Mom, I this is Lil kobe, bring my phone to school

Nope. She knows better than to ask me to bring her phone. School/sports stuff, sure. But not her phone.

 

[kobesgame]

Wait....wait...wait you and your cousin just walked into a dark hotel room? That is concerning right there

There are a number of things I’d do differently that night. Poor decisions are made when you consume as much alcohol as I did that night.

 

[Me]

There are a number of things I’d do differently that night. Poor decisions are made when you consume as much alcohol as I did that night.

Did you shit your pants again?

 

[kobesgame]

Did you shit your pants again?

I’d rather shit my pants than walk into a swingers party/orgy with my 20-year-old cousin.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm pretty sure he was talking about badass mother fuckers.

He thinks all badass mother fuckers look alike.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I’d rather shit my pants than walk into a swingers party/orgy with my 20-year-old cousin.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Walking into a "swingers party" is different than walking into an "orgy."

When you walked into the aforementioned soiree, were there any exposed genitalia within eyesight?

 

[Me]

I'm pretty sure he was talking about badass mother fuckers.

He thinks all badass mother fuckers look alike.

 

[Me]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Walking into a "swingers party" is different than walking into an "orgy."

When you walked into the aforementioned soiree, were there any exposed genitalia within eyesight?

And describe it in detail.


Purely academic, obviously

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

FTR, I don't have a 20 year old cousin, but I have a 22 year old nephew. I would without question rather walk into a swingers party or orgy with him than shit my pants.

Jesus Christ. You can walk out of the party/orgy very easily. You can't unshit your pants. Dios mio.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I’d rather shit my pants than walk into a swingers party/orgy with my 20-year-old cousin.

Seems better than walking out of the same party…

 

[Me]

FTR, I don't have a 20 year old cousin, but I have a 22 year old nephew. I would without question rather walk into a swingers party or orgy with him than shit my pants.

Jesus Christ. You can walk out of the party/orgy very easily. You can't unshit your pants. Dios mio.

You can go into the bathroom, throw away those underwear, clean yourself off, and rally, though

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You can go into the bathroom, throw away those underwear, clean yourself off, and rally, though

I feel like this is an admission that you'd prefer to walk into a swingers party/orgy and shit your pants.

 

[kobesgame]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Walking into a "swingers party" is different than walking into an "orgy."

When you walked into the aforementioned soiree, were there any exposed genitalia within eyesight?

Yes, to exposed genitalia….but they were all paired up.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I'm pretty sure he was talking about badass mother fuckers.

He thinks all badass mother fuckers look alike.

You know, I get that a lot

because I am a badass mother fucker!