Friday, bitches

Did anyone else have a difficult time recognizing Drew Brees last night? Either that is a very well done hair piece or he went through an awful lot of pain to get a billion hair plugs.

And changed the color as well. I couldn't stop laughing. I wonder if that was part of his contract to be on the broadcast or if it was his stupid decision.
 
Was supposed to go to see the Avett Brothers on Saturday night, but they cancelled because they were exposed to Covid. So now it's just meeting friends at a restaurant.
Sorry you had to go to your third string plans with me and Mrs Pnk going to my cousin's wedding reception


Next time
 
Just realized Lil' Kobe accidentally left her phone at home today. I bet she was real pissed when she got on the bus. Probably had to read a book on the way.
haven't gotten a text from strange number?

Mom, I this is Lil kobe, bring my phone to school
 
i get back from lunch and you all leave, now I'm just talking to myself


story of my life
 
season 7 growth spout GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants
 
As far as I'm aware none of the people hooking up were related to each other and my cousin and I left as soon as we realized what the hell was happening. Took us a couple minutes because it was pretty dark in the hotel room and we were both three sheets to the wind, but we just started laughing at everyone and left.
Wait....wait...wait you and your cousin just walked into a dark hotel room? That is concerning right there
 
Did anyone else have a difficult time recognizing Drew Brees last night? Either that is a very well done hair piece or he went through an awful lot of pain to get a billion hair plugs.

And changed the color as well. I couldn't stop laughing. I wonder if that was part of his contract to be on the broadcast or if it was his stupid decision.
What was really funny was during the pre game show he was getting his hair cut
 
I can probably help with that. I’ll just need your name, SSN, ATM PIN and about dozen nude pictures of a female relative aged 23-39.
Interesting as you use this same information to file my taxes each year. What's going on here Willie???
 
Shit. It was you, not Slinky.
Yes it was. They were running a hustle where you bought tickets then informed because of COVID they were not available and they would give you a credit towards future tickets rather than a refund.
 
Yes it was. They were running a hustle where you bought tickets then informed because of COVID they were not available and they would give you a credit towards future tickets rather than a refund.
You all look the same to me
 
What I recall is us and others laughing at you because you weren't smart enough to use stubhub.

Make up whatever story you want though.
I wasn't smart enough to use Stubhub, yet I used stubhub? WTF Grandpa Walton
 
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