Friday Week Over!

[PeoplesChicken]

Nothing is free from a rescue shelter.

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you get what you need

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If we are talking food, I foraged some Chicken of the Woods mushrooms last Sunday.

 

[PnkPanther]

Illinois V Nebraska tomorrow

College football is back

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I am glad you found that comment as racist as I did

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Next she will tell us about her excursions pillaging and plundering

 

[Me]

True story

Several years ago there was an ad in the local paper: Amish Kittens FOR SALE

and yes some sucker bought one I am sure

Do they build their own cat towers?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Do they build their own cat towers?

Prolly

I was curious as to what the distinction was? Were they wearing bonnets?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

An update on the @Flavortown Tebow Memorial Fund.

It actually has a balance of $5. Whichever one of you donated to this, well you are an idiot

 

[Me]

An update on the @Flavortown Tebow Memorial Fund.

It actually has a balance of $5. Whichever one of you donated to this, well you are an idiot

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it

 

[kobesgame]

There is nothing more infuriating to me than someone telling me that something is urgent and yet there is absolutely nothing urgent about it.

 

[Bender]

Just got a call from the guy who bought my 5th wheel, I'm thinking What's he want?

He wanted to know how to fill the water tank. He hooked a hose to the black (sewer) tank flush and left it thinking he was filling up the water tank. Instead he filled up the black tank and then it came out inside the camper. Wow.

All that stuff is plainly marked. I explained it to him, hopefully he understood.

He's not really an idiot. He farms 3000 acres, is a county commissioner, is on the board of the IL Farm Bureau.

idiots can accomplish a lot here, don't sell him short.

 

[Bender]

was going to take my car for emissions testing, but the line is like 2 fucking hours long.

It will be quicker to buy a new car this weekend.

i should probably look at the sticker and see if i need to get it inspected in the next few days. bought the fucker in december, but the inspection sticker is either august or september, fucking annoying. don't think i have to worry about emissions.

 

[Bender]

"She's not good enough". Then brings up for the 10th time about me used to have girls on my Instagram that I used to know, but no longer interact with our just loosely know like friends of friends (proven, because she went through my fucking phone).

Yesterday was actually pretty good. Nice, loving, etc.... Then depression this morning.

let her go. her family baggage bull shit is always gonna drag you down.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

i should probably look at the sticker and see if i need to get it inspected in the next few days. bought the fucker in december, but the inspection sticker is either august or september, fucking annoying. don't think i have to worry about emissions.

Stupid practice. If your car is emitting bad stuff that ship has sailed. Simply a money grab

 

[Bender]

Still no cat this morning. And considering there were storms yesterday and overnight, if it wasn’t inclined to find its way back in the last 30 hours, pretty sure it is gone for good unless someone else finds it and it still has her collar on and they call us.

I’d put the odds of getting it back at 10% and dwindling. So that was a couple hundred bucks wasted.

you paid money for cat? you know they just give them away for free.

 

[DraftNerd]

Do they build their own cat towers?

 

[Bender]

Rescue/shelter is probably best anyway. They have their shots and are neutered. If you get kittens from someone, you'll probably have to pay a vet to do that shit

probably have to pay for that anyway. they usually spay/neuter around 5-6 months, unless you want some old ass 7 month old kitten that's going to run away as soon as the wardens go to sleep.

 

[Gatorchip]

"She's not good enough". Then brings up for the 10th time about me used to have girls on my Instagram that I used to know, but no longer interact with our just loosely know like friends of friends (proven, because she went through my fucking phone).

Yesterday was actually pretty good. Nice, loving, etc.... Then depression this morning.

Will be this way forever. Even if you marry her.

I still hear shit about women I messed around with more than 15 years ago when we dated. Before being engaged. She digs it up when she is losing an argument.

 

[williewilliejuan]

There is nothing more infuriating to me than someone telling me that something is urgent and yet there is absolutely nothing urgent about it.

I would say that well more than half of the emails in my inbox have the word “urgent” in the subject line.

 

[Bender]

strip clubs are nothing but trouble.

i just go because it has the best buffet in town.