GAME Fuck Iowa

navamind said:
This has been the most Iowa team ever. Outgained in 6 of their 11 games this year (three of which they've won). they've had three games in which they had over 300 yards. They've got four defensive touchdowns, 3 blocked field goals and 3 blocked punts. They're 124th in scoring offense (17.5 PPG) and 5th in scoring defense (13.5 PPG). Their offense is averaging 4.3 yards per play, their opponents are averaging 4.0.

They beat Wiscconsin 24-10 in a game that they had 146 yards on 68 plays. 2.1 yards per play. Iowa's two offensive touchdowns were on 18 and 17 yard drives. One of those was set up by a blocked punt, the other set up by a 41-yard punt return. Their other TD was a pick 6. They had a 27 yard drive that resulted in a FG after Wisky turned it over on downs at the Iowa 47.

Iowa won a game 7-3 without any touchdowns.

They held Ohio State to their 2nd lowest yardage, 5.8 yards per play (which is well below OSU's average of 7.4), forced two turnovers, forced three OSU punts, held OSU to four field goals, OSU was 3-13 on third downs (but 3-3 on fourth), held them to 16 first downs (they've averaged 23.9 per game)... and still lost 54-10.

This is one of the weirdest fucking teams I've ever watched. I really do not want to play them a second time even though we beat them this year and blew them out in last year's CCG.
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If the offense even had the slighted of pulses...D is legit. Sucks
 
Red_Alert said:
This game means nothing.

Bo Pelini got fired for beating Iowa.

Let that sink in.
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i wont say Mickey will or won't get the job.. I am confident (have no sources) that this game won't have any bearing on the decision.

I personally think mickey lost the job last week
 
Red_Alert said:
This game means nothing.

Bo Pelini got fired for beating Iowa.

Let that sink in.
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Oh fuck that’s right! That Harvey Pearltwat hired some dumb sumbitches because those types like to stick together - crossing swords in the shower and sech.
Skerpokes said:
And come take Carter Lake back you freeloaders!
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That’s the absolute best place in all Iowa - we can drive through it in a few seconds.
 
Huskers4me said:
That’ll make Iowa pay even more for Brian.

Is there any B1G team not named Iowa that I can live vicariously through this bowl season?
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No but there's always UConn

Because they made a bowl

And you didn't

That's why it's funny
 
navamind said:
This has been the most Iowa team ever. Outgained in 6 of their 11 games this year (three of which they've won). they've had three games in which they had over 300 yards. They've got four defensive touchdowns, 3 blocked field goals and 3 blocked punts. They're 124th in scoring offense (17.5 PPG) and 5th in scoring defense (13.5 PPG). Their offense is averaging 4.3 yards per play, their opponents are averaging 4.0.

They beat Wiscconsin 24-10 in a game that they had 146 yards on 68 plays. 2.1 yards per play. Iowa's two offensive touchdowns were on 18 and 17 yard drives. One of those was set up by a blocked punt, the other set up by a 41-yard punt return. Their other TD was a pick 6. They had a 27 yard drive that resulted in a FG after Wisky turned it over on downs at the Iowa 47.

Iowa won a game 7-3 without any touchdowns.

They held Ohio State to their 2nd lowest yardage, 5.8 yards per play (which is well below OSU's average of 7.4), forced two turnovers, forced three OSU punts, held OSU to four field goals, OSU was 3-13 on third downs (but 3-3 on fourth), held them to 16 first downs (they've averaged 23.9 per game)... and still lost 54-10.

This is one of the weirdest fucking teams I've ever watched. I really do not want to play them a second time even though we beat them this year and blew them out in last year's CCG.
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This just feels like a fake rivalry that nobody cares about.
 
rmilia1 said:
No but there's always UConn

Because they made a bowl

And you didn't

That's why it's funny
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You confuse me with someone else that a actually had expectations for his team.

Iowa’s new motto: Live in Iowa/Be racist!

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iowajerms said:
What a great uncle.

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My cousin was married to this rich cocky Nebraska dude. Huge Corn fan. Raising their kids to be Cornhusker fans too.

When she divorced his sorry, cheating ass, the kids became Hawkeye fans.

See, some good can come out of divorce.
 
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