Fucked around and found out....

Blackshirts BLVD said:
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Justified and can't believe it was asked.

Walk up someone brandishing a gun don't be surprised if the other person thinks it's a threat and puts a few in your throat. Especially after hitting the vehicle with hand that gun was in and then raising that hand to the face of person in vehicle.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Thoughts and prayers.

I used to honk and flip the bird to idiots driving like idiots but I don't anymore.
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I used to also. haha. That's a very dangerous thing to do these days! I once had to teach my wife this lesson when she started road raging with a car with 4 or 5 young black dudes in it. She was not even driving...I was...and she starts all this hand gesturing and shouting at the driver of the other car that swerved into our lane at one point. I told her I can't fight off all those dudes if they decide to attack us. So if she wants to deal with them after they beat my ass then keep acting the fool. She soon shut the fuck up and quit her BS.
 
Bayou Tiger said:
I used to also. haha. That's a very dangerous thing to do these days! I once had to teach my wife this lesson when she started road raging with a car with 4 or 5 young black dudes in it. She was not even driving...I was...and she starts all this hand gesturing and shouting at the driver of the other car that swerved into our lane at one point. I told her I can't fight off all those dudes if they decide to attack us. So if she wants to deal with them after they beat my ass then keep acting the fool. She soon shut the fuck up and quit her BS.
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Couple weeks ago a guy cut me off, pretty asshole aggressively. I flip him off and he starts loosing his shit. Brake checking me and being a fucking cunt. Goes out of his way to get next to me at a light and is yelling," whatchoo wanna do?! Whatchoo wanna do?!?!"

I finally roll my window down and yell, " I wanna pepper you and kick you in the fucking nuts! What the fuck you wanna do?!?!"


"Yeah, fuck you!"

Yeah, fuck you too"

Rolled up his window and drove off.

I'm probably going to get shot one day
 
A guy road raged me because I was driving the speed limit. He chased me through town, and when I walked into a police station, he followed me into it. He was screaming threats at me, then he answered his phone and told the other party that he’d be late because he was dealing with an asshole. At some point during that brief call, he realized his situation and left. When a couple of cops finally approached me, I told them what had transpired and asked why they didn’t come to my aid. They said that they were scheduled for court duty that morning and that an officer on patrol would arrive shortly to take my statement. To protect and serve…
 
Tin Man said:
A guy road raged me because I was driving the speed limit. He chased me through town, and when I walked into a police station, he followed me into it. He was screaming threats at me, then he answered his phone and told the other party that he’d be late because he was dealing with an asshole. At some point during that brief call, he realized his situation and left. When a couple of cops finally approached me, I told them what had transpired and asked why they didn’t come to my aid. They said that they were scheduled for court duty that morning and that an officer on patrol would arrive shortly to take my statement. To protect and serve…
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So you’re a rat?
 
Wild Turkey said:
Once a rat always a rat.
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I can be cut throat when you fuck with my paycheck and bonuses at work. But, as long as you’re not hurting any kids or doing sex offender stuff, you don’t have to worry about me calling the cops on you
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
So you’re a rat?
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I’m sure that you would have stopped in the middle of the road, wanting to fight the raving lunatic. At some point, one or more weapons would be produced, and you would be dead or in the hoosegow.

Being chased through town by a raving lunatic so unhinged that he followed me into a police station proves that entering the station was a prudent course of action. Unfortunately, the cops present weren’t of a mind to protect and serve. I was spared violence thanks to an opportune phone call.
 
Tin Man said:
I’m sure that you would have stopped in the middle of the road, wanting to fight the raving lunatic. At some point, one or more weapons would be produced, and you would be dead or in the hoosegow.

Being chased through town by a raving lunatic so unhinged that he followed me into a police station proves that entering the station was a prudent course of action. Unfortunately, the cops present weren’t of a mind to protect and serve. I was spared violence thanks to an opportune phone call.
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I wouldn’t be holding up traffic to begin with
 
Blackshirts BLVD said:
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