Hall of Fame Tuesday Morning

So I’m at that age where I’m starting to really not connect with today’s youth.

Decided to tan today at the gym for the first time in years. It’s part of my gym membership. Why not.

Kid at the counter says “You want to lay down in a bed or do a stand up one?”

So I say “Is there a difference?” - ya know, as in does one do a better job than the other, etc…

after a long pause he says to me:

“You lay down in one and stand up in the other one - you dumb fuck.”

He didn’t actually say “dumb fuck” but he had that tone.

I did the stand up one.
 
basement bias said:
Yeah. Normally the day after the SB is eating leftover cheese dip, wings, and etc. Valentines Day is usually the day I get steak (few times of the year I do), hashbrown patties, & corn. Dessert is cherry pie & bearclaw ice cream and red Sunny D to drink with the kids. That's their way of being fancy drinkers lol.
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was waiting to see what leftovers you were eating after valentine's day. very disappointed.
 
RobBase (c) said:
So I’m at that age where I’m starting to really not connect with today’s youth.

Decided to tan today at the gym for the first time in years. It’s part of my gym membership. Why not.

Kid at the counter says “You want to lay down in a bed or do a stand up one?”

So I say “Is there a difference?” - ya know, as in does one do a better job than the other, etc…

after a long pause he says to me:

“You lay down in one and stand up in the other one - you dumb fuck.”

He didn’t actually say “dumb fuck” but he had that tone.

I did the stand up one.
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NYC Girl went for a tan recently...I think she did the stand up and she told me what the difference is but I wasn't really paying attention

I assume it has something to do with her tits
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Because it's gay.
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Olivia Newton-John 80S GIF
 
ill said:
NYC Girl went for a tan recently...I think she did the stand up and she told me what the difference is but I wasn't really paying attention

I assume it has something to do with her tits
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I think if broads go naked, they can get odd tan lines from the laydown ones. Like their ass cheeks squeeze together so there's a white stripe in their ass crack. I've seenst that.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I think if broads go naked, they can get odd tan lines from the laydown ones. Like their ass cheeks squeeze together so there's a white stripe in their ass crack. I've seenst that.
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this is true...I seenst it too
 
ill said:
I likely have some pics from NY Girl I could use as proof...
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Oh, man. I had some smoking hot pics of Mrs Redfoot from twenty plus years ago that I had on a password protected thumb drive. Somehow, I forgot the password and after five incorrect login attempts, it wiped itself clean, as I'd set it to do.

I'm so pissed about that one. Don't get me wrong, Mrs Redfoot is still hot - without question a MILF in any straight man's book - but she's not in her early twenties.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Oh, man. I had some smoking hot pics of Mrs Redfoot from twenty years ago, that I had on a password protected thumb drive. Somehow, I forgot the password and after five incorrect login attempts, it wiped itself clean, as I'd set it to do.

I'm so pissed about that one. Don't get me wrong, Mrs Redfoot is still hot - without question a MILF in any straight man's book - but she's not in her early twenties.
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I had some from this one girl I hung out with for a while...big, nice fake boobies...and she would dress up as Elsa for kids birthday parties...

I think they are still in my Verizon cloud and I can't access it anymore...
 
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