Halloween Costumes!

Im going to be slightly over weight John Wick.
 
I said an asshole, not my asshole. But you can’t tell me you don’t like getting a piece of corn stuck between your teeth when eating ass.
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I was going to go as your mom.

But i cant grow a beard fast enough to catch up to her
 
We didn't even get a trick or treater last year.

Guessing there will be none, again. But I'll be ready in my Vida Boheme costume, just in case.
You decided not to be Gretchen Wittmer?
 
"What are you gonna be for Halloween?"

"Drunk."
 
I love that fucking movie. The sequel was set to be released on my birthday this year, and the fuckin' 'rona fucked it up.

I'd rather be Maverick, but I look more like Iceman.
False. If Michael Ironside ever had a doppleganger it is you

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