Halloween Costumes!

[PeoplesChicken]

Who is Eileen?

Come on

 

[PeoplesChicken]

"What are you gonna be for Halloween?"

"Drunk."

I am going as the crotchety guy who locks his door and doesn't give out candy and constantly calls the police because kids keep walking on my lawn

 

[Bayou Tiger]

False. If Michael Ironside ever had a doppleganger it is you

Its hard to believe those are the same person.

I would have never guessed that was him on the right...

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Who is Eileen?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Looks like it is time for another Midnight Run

 

[ill]

12-foot-tall skeleton: This must-have Halloween decoration is sold out nationwide

The $300 skeleton with moving and blinking LED eyes is being listed for resale on eBay for more than $1,500.

www.king5.com

I want one of these for my yard.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

winner

 

[CaptainStubing]

Never understood adults dressing in costume unless you're at a big costume party.

 

[beardown07]

Never understood adults dressing in costume or going to a big costume party.

fify

 

[broncosmitty]

You decided not to be Gretchen Wittmer?

They'd kick me out of my militia if I did that.

 

[RP-29]

5 stars

5 1/2 stars

When my son was only a few months old, my wife and I made a flashy little pimp suit for him and we both dressed up as his hoes. It was legendary.

* Yes, I have pictures to prove it. No, I'm not going upload to the internet or PM to any of you untrustworthy fuckstains any pictures of me dressed up as a female prostitute.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

But... but... but.... cultural appropriation!!!

Oh the humanity.

 

[Jon Deaux]

Its hard to believe those are the same person.

I would have never guessed that was him on the right...

Time keeps on slipping slipping slipping...into the future

 

[BigRedMoe]

Who is Eileen?

Oh.... Come On!!

 

[BigRedMoe]

Come on

 

[BigRedMoe]

 

[BigRedMoe]

Probably like every year. Dress up as a Jedi, have Wifey play wif muh lightsaber at the end of the night.

 

[packerzrule]

When my son was only a few months old, my wife and I made a flashy little pimp suit for him and we both dressed up as his hoes. It was legendary.

* Yes, I have pictures to prove it. No, I'm not going upload to the internet or PM to any of you untrustworthy fuckstains any pictures of me dressed up as a female prostitute.

Good stuff. Every time I think of a "family" costume theme, I think of this:

 

[ill]