Happy Birthday, Elvis
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That arrogant little vegetable can piss gas in hell
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he may be...
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could be… does this guy have gout?
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Why do you do this? Honestly, I have to know. Why?
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"Elvis died" - GnG
"Elvis was a music star" - also GnG
Why?
"Elvis was a music star" - also GnG
Why?
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Elvis had a last name, Presley, but a lot of times, people just called him Elvis.
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"My bologna has a first name..."
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"Elvis had a house in Memphis. It's called Graceland."
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Oh. Priscilla's husband.
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Elvis couldn't even play guitar. It was just a prop that he pranced around the stage with it like a fag. Might as well have been a feather boa.
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He kept his pills hidden behind it for easy access.
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Probably true. I also heard he kept cheesesteak sandwiches with mayo tucked into his trousers so it looked like he had a penis, and so he had a snack for after the shows. Fat bastard.
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Elvis was in several movies.
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Yes he could.
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Most folks called him The King.
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I rest my case...
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Does the mayonnaise add to the lubricant factor?