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That arrogant little vegetable can piss gas in hellAnd Stephen Hawking
he may be...That arrogant little vegetable can piss gas in hell
Is that Sol?
Why do you do this? Honestly, I have to know. Why?Elvis was in bad condition the last year of his life.
"My bologna has a first name..."Elvis had a last name, Presley, but a lot of times, people just called him Elvis.
"Elvis had a house in Memphis. It's called Graceland."Elvis had a last name, Presley, but a lot of times, people just called him Elvis.
Oh. Priscilla's husband.Elvis had a last name, Presley, but a lot of times, people just called him Elvis.
He kept his pills hidden behind it for easy access.Elvis couldn't even play guitar. It was just a prop that he pranced around the stage with it like a fag. Might as well have been a feather boa.
Probably true. I also heard he kept cheesesteak sandwiches with mayo tucked into his trousers so it looked like he had a penis, and so he had a snack for after the shows. Fat bastard.He kept his pills hidden behind it for easy access.
Elvis was in several movies."Elvis died" - GnG
"Elvis was a music star" - also GnG
Why?
"Elvis died" - GnG
"Elvis was a music star" - also GnG
Why?
Yes he could.Elvis couldn't even play guitar.
Most folks called him The King.Elvis had a last name, Presley, but a lot of times, people just called him Elvis.
"Elvis died" - GnG
"Elvis was a music star" - also GnG
Why?
Does the mayonnaise add to the lubricant factor?Probably true. I also heard he kept cheesesteak sandwiches with mayo tucked into his trousers so it looked like he had a penis, and so he had a snack for after the shows. Fat bastard.