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That's how I hear it in my head, EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.

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That's how I hear it in my head, EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.
Did I ever tell you that when I was in college all the girls said I looked like a young Elvis Presley?
Thank you, thank you very much.
Well I am white.Pudgy fat little dough face white boy huh?
8? 10?12?Did I ever tell you that when I was in college all the girls said I looked like a young Elvis Presley?
8? 10?12?
“Elvis rhymes with ‘pelvis’.”"Elvis died" - GnG
"Elvis was a music star" - also GnG
Why?
“Elvis rhymes with ‘pelvis’.”
I bet the thought of that turns you on.Micheal Jackson, the pop king who was also known for looking into Macaulay Culkin's butthole like it was a kaleidoscope,
four pages,
and no peanut butter n nanner sammiches??
Elvis banged her back in the day.Still alive. Goes by Elvira now.
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No, but it cracks me up, though.I bet the thought of that turns you on.
He was almost 20 years older than her, so yeah, it tracks with that pervert.Elvis banged her back in the day.
Be honest, you got an erection just thinking about it.No, but it cracks me up, though.