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That's how I hear it in my head, EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.
Happy Birthday, Elvis
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Did I ever tell you that when I was in college all the girls said I looked like a young Elvis Presley?
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Pudgy fat little dough face white boy huh?
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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Well I am white.
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8? 10?12?
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Yeah they said he looked like a 8 year old without pants on.....hahahaha
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“Elvis rhymes with ‘pelvis’.”
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Micheal Jackson, the pop king who was also known for looking into Macaulay Culkin's butthole like it was a kaleidoscope, banged Elvis' daughter just for shits n giggles.
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I bet the thought of that turns you on.
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four pages,
and no peanut butter n nanner sammiches??
and no peanut butter n nanner sammiches??
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Elvis Presley's Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich
Get Elvis Presley's Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich Recipe from Food Network
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Elvis banged her back in the day.Still alive. Goes by Elvira now.
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No, but it cracks me up, though.
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He was almost 20 years older than her, so yeah, it tracks with that pervert.
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Be honest, you got an erection just thinking about it.