Happy Birthday, Elvis

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That's how I hear it in my head, EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME. :pound:
 
Did I ever tell you that when I was in college all the girls said I looked like a young Elvis Presley?
 
Micheal Jackson, the pop king who was also known for looking into Macaulay Culkin's butthole like it was a kaleidoscope, banged Elvis' daughter just for shits n giggles.
 
four pages,
and no peanut butter n nanner sammiches??
 
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