Happy Birthday, Elvis

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Be honest, you got an erection just thinking about it.

I feel like you're fishing for a vivid description, you creep.

 

[White Knight]

I feel like you're fishing for a vivid description, you creep.

No, I just know how kinky you are.

 

[moxie]

I feel like you're fishing for a vivid description, you creep.

Definitely looking for one of your veiny D avatars.

 

[Mofo]

Micheal Jackson, the pop king who was also known for looking into Macaulay Culkin's butthole like it was a kaleidoscope, banged Elvis' daughter just for shits n giggles.

Pretty sure Michael was faking it.

 

[dbldwn711]

No, I just know how kinky you are.

You may be onto something. He is a big fan of this guy…

 

[Kburjr]

Judgemental bastards

 

[DragonFromTo]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Pretty sure Michael was faking it.

No dude. There was an HBO documentary about it. He was looking all into it like:

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You may be onto something. He is a big fan of this guy…

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I was until he wore a fucking blouse to his Indians HOF induction dealio.

 

[dbldwn711]

I was until he wore a fucking blouse to his Indians HOF induction dealio.

explains why he’s being sued for sexually assaulting a former bat boy

 

[Mofo]

No dude. There was an HBO documentary about it. He was looking all into it like:

HBO documented that bleached pedo fucker having sex with an actual woman?

 

[DragonFromTo]

HBO documented that bleached pedo fucker having sex with an actual woman?

Not only that but she claims that he is the one!

But the kid? Well, there seems to be some disagreement there...

 

[White Knight]

HBO documented that bleached pedo fucker having sex with an actual woman?

All the women were impregnated by artificial insemination. He never had sex with a woman.

 

[Mofo]

All the women were impregnated by artificial insemination. He never had sex with a woman.

Yeah, the whole world knew that. That Jackson had to marry her, pretend to live with her and then celebrate the miraculous birth of kids (who mysteriously look nothing like him), were all elaborate lies for the sake of one person: Jackson.

The Lisa Marie thing was an earlier attempt at a beard… or whatever it’s called when it’s a pedo freak celebrity who is trying to pass as hetero-normal.

 

[broncosmitty]

All the women were impregnated by artificial insemination. He never had sex with a woman.

Are you saying he just beat it?

 

[White Knight]

Are you saying he just beat it?