Happy Birthday, Elvis

Micheal Jackson, the pop king who was also known for looking into Macaulay Culkin's butthole like it was a kaleidoscope, banged Elvis' daughter just for shits n giggles.
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Pretty sure Michael was faking it.
 
No dude. There was an HBO documentary about it. He was looking all into it like:

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HBO documented that bleached pedo fucker having sex with an actual woman?
 
HBO documented that bleached pedo fucker having sex with an actual woman?
All the women were impregnated by artificial insemination. He never had sex with a woman.
 
All the women were impregnated by artificial insemination. He never had sex with a woman.
Yeah, the whole world knew that. That Jackson had to marry her, pretend to live with her and then celebrate the miraculous birth of kids (who mysteriously look nothing like him), were all elaborate lies for the sake of one person: Jackson.

The Lisa Marie thing was an earlier attempt at a beard… or whatever it’s called when it’s a pedo freak celebrity who is trying to pass as hetero-normal.
 
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