Has anyone seen this man?

steelerssb said:
Can I sign up to use @Thumper also


:laugh:
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Sure, but it's going to be a while.
That id is used very sparingly, by design, and quite a few others are in the queue before you.
I'd say it'll be sometime toward the end of '24 or the beginning of '25 before it's your turn.

You could try and sweet talk @Handicappers into letting you have one of his scheduled days,
But others have tried to switch with him in the past, and he drives a hard bargain.
You may be better off trying @Wild Turkey . He can be surprisingly agreeable when he's drunk.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Sure, but it's going to be a while.
That id is used very sparingly, by design, and quite a few others are in the queue before you.
I'd say it'll be sometime toward the end of '24 or the beginning of '25 before it's your turn.

You could try and sweet talk @Handicappers into letting you have one of his scheduled days,
But others have tried to switch with him in the past, and he drives a hard bargain.
You may be better off trying @Wild Turkey . He can be surprisingly agreeable when he's drunk.
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Next scheduled buzz is 11/17/23 at around 11:30pm when I get back from the high school playoff game. I should be 2 whiskey’s in at that point and I’ll try and check online.

If he misses his window that isn’t on me.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Next scheduled buzz is 11/17/23 at around 11:30pm when I get back from the high school playoff game. I should be 2 whiskey’s in at that point and I’ll try and check online.

If he misses his window that isn’t on me.
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You are a kind and generous man.

We'll see if he can even figure out the time difference.

@steelerssb - the ball is in your court.
 
Handicappers said:
so doxxing is still ok? Or did that piece of shit Sling Blade get booted?
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Yes, first banned and then doxxed.

Smitty was the first. Banned and then live video was procured by our team of investigators showing a very angry @broncosmitty raging and protecting his wife from a rather flatulent and hapless colonoscopy patient.
 
So no straight answer on what that doxxing POS catlanta is allowed to breathe?
 
HammerDown said:
Yes, first banned and then doxxed.

Smitty was the first. Banned and then live video was procured by our team of investigators showing a very angry @broncosmitty raging and protecting his wife from a rather flatulent and hapless colonoscopy patient.
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Funny that you brought up the lil lady.

Just yesterday, I took some shit over to my Covid ridden boomer neighbors. They gave their thanks and asked me to send their love along to her when I saw her.

And I asked when they’d seen her last. When they’d last seen her vehicle. If she’d reached out to them, via phone, or text…

I mean, I hadn’t noticed her around the house. To the point I did laundry. And when I told them that, they grew concerned.

But then I reminded the elderly couple how I’d already put the ice cream in the deep freeze and the Vernors in the ice box. And they reminded me to tell her hello when I saw her.


I smiled and left.


They’re both a little deaf. And can’t smell anything right now.
 
broncosmitty said:
Funny that you brought up the lil lady.

Just yesterday, I took some shit over to my Covid ridden boomer neighbors. They gave their thanks and asked me to send their love along to her when I saw her.

And I asked when they’d seen her last. When they’d last seen her vehicle. If she’d reached out to them, via phone, or text…

I mean, I hadn’t noticed her around the house. To the point I did laundry. And when I told them that, they grew concerned.

But then I reminded the elderly couple how I’d already put the ice cream in the deep freeze and the Vernors in the ice box. And they reminded me to tell her hello when I saw her.


I smiled and left.


They’re both a little deaf. And can’t smell anything right now.
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Welcome back bro you were missed.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Doesn't surprise me he has a reputation of hit it and leave it.
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chris farley what the fuck GIF


I know you Barners have an accent that even @Illustrious Potentate thinks is "too redneck", but how does "leave" sound like "hit"?

Hit it and quit it. It rhymes, it flows.
 
Guy Incognito said:
He told me he was going to get a pack of smokes and a gallon of milk. He smoked all the sticks and the milk expired before he got back.

:pout:
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Cleaning out the garage today, before a big bonfire, I found an ol jug of orange juice, from prolly mid July. Very ripe. Very rotund.

Wouldn’t have been any less careful carrying dynamite to my back yard.
 
HammerDown said:
That's what he said.

What he got was Virginia Slims and a couple of 'Claws "for his wife."
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Bought three tall boy mixed drinks and a half gallon of vodka the other day.

With cans.
 
Guy Incognito said:
chris farley what the fuck GIF


I know you Barners have an accent that even @Illustrious Potentate thinks is "too redneck", but how does "leave" sound like "hit"?

Hit it and quit it. It rhymes, it flows.
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Yet another way Alabama is even more fucked up than Kentucky.
As a kid, it used to bother me I was expected to just go with "horrid" and "forehead" rhyming.
They don't rhyme, at least not unless one has a kind of Cockney accent, but they're a lot closer than "leave" and "hit."

And WT never did respond to this.

@Wild Turkey
 
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