hey dipshits, it's Wednesday

kobesgame said:
You know what pisses me off? We have to pick up our dog shit when out on a walk, but all the fuckers that own horses in the area get to let their horses shit on the street and don’t ever pick it up.
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Oh, fuck horses. Stupid beasts should be turned into glue and/or steaks for poor people.
 
I'm in a bit of a pickle at work.

After taking almost no vacation for the year I have 14 days left. That plus the 3 holidays gives me 17 days off with 21 remaining weekdays in the year.

Right now this has me leaving for the year on the 9th. Project schedules make that impossible, so I think I'm going to try and take the first week of January even though officially we don't allow carry over days. Now I just have to get the other owners to agree.
 
ill said:
do you buy into all the ads you get in your terrible podcasts?
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I do

I'm eating Magic Spoon cereal and wearing vegan shoes as we speak
 
Good morning good people. So the NFL week finally ends today starting at 3:45 PM. Very weird time in the middle of the week. Prior commitments made it impossible for it to be a night game.

Every morning I click on ESPN and hope that Ohio State hasn't been canceled for Saturday. So far so good. Still, I feel like Charlie Brown waiting for Lucy to pull the football away at the last second.

Spammers have been quiet this week. I think they're in training for Covid shots' fraud.

Thought for the day: I came, I saw, I made it awkward.
 
kobesgame said:
You know what pisses me off? We have to pick up our dog shit when out on a walk, but all the fuckers that own horses in the area get to let their horses shit on the street and don’t ever pick it up.
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Oh, fantastic #stealthbrag that you live amongst the richies.
 
kobesgame said:
You know what pisses me off? We have to pick up our dog shit when out on a walk, but all the fuckers that own horses in the area get to let their horses shit on the street and don’t ever pick it up.
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amish bastards.
 
ill said:
my talking bike don't care about horse shit.
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my favorite thing about your talking bike is it won't be cluttering up the road with other assholes.
 
ill said:
I am well aware of my surroundings, thank you very much.
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The irony from the 165 lb guy with a male trainer for 3 years is almost too much.

It’s like the morbidly obese salesman at my GNC telling me which supplements to take.
 
RobBase said:
The irony from the 165 lb guy with a male trainer for 3 years is almost too much.

It’s like the morbidly obese salesman at my GNC telling me which supplements to take.
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Watch your mouth. Douche is considered morbidly obese.
 
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kobesgame said:
The horse people are straight rednecks. Not sure they even have jobs.
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At least the ones closest to us. Can’t speak for the others except to say there’s always horse shit out on the road.
 
RoyMunson said:
I'm in a bit of a pickle at work.

After taking almost no vacation for the year I have 14 days left. That plus the 3 holidays gives me 17 days off with 21 remaining weekdays in the year.

Right now this has me leaving for the year on the 9th. Project schedules make that impossible, so I think I'm going to try and take the first week of January even though officially we don't allow carry over days. Now I just have to get the other owners to agree.
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You're the boss. Do what you want
 
RoyMunson said:
I'm in a bit of a pickle at work.

After taking almost no vacation for the year I have 14 days left. That plus the 3 holidays gives me 17 days off with 21 remaining weekdays in the year.

Right now this has me leaving for the year on the 9th. Project schedules make that impossible, so I think I'm going to try and take the first week of January even though officially we don't allow carry over days. Now I just have to get the other owners to agree.
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If they don’t let it carryover, delegate the project to them.
 
RobBase said:
The irony from the 165 lb guy with a male trainer for 3 years is almost too much.

It’s like the morbidly obese salesman at my GNC telling me which supplements to take.
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This is remarkable! I mean, I was aware that you came to get down, but I never knew you were stupid!
 
Bender said:
my favorite thing about your talking bike is it won't be cluttering up the road with other assholes.
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I agree with this.

I don't fuckin trust drivers down here.
 
RobBase said:
The irony from the 165 lb guy with a male trainer for 3 years is almost too much.

It’s like the morbidly obese salesman at my GNC telling me which supplements to take.
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I don't think you meant to quote me.
 
gobucks0409 said:
You're the boss. Do what you want
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