How much Christmas Shopping do you have left ???

[Dolemite censored]

I once stopped on the side of I-20 in South Carolina between Augusta and Columbia because I saw a USPS box on the side of the road that was taped shut. Cut it open and there was a big ole turd and toilet paper in it. Guess a trucker couldn’t hold it until the next truck stop

why did you open it?

This ----^

 

[Gatorchip]

This ----^

So he could take a shit

 

[Jon Deaux]

That was a fucked up movie. IMO.

 

[DragonFromTo]

This ----^

Linda Henderson from Louisville, KY ignored the Shit Mail and did not pass a turd on to anyone. Just 8 days later she was dead!

 

[Dolemite censored]

I once stopped on the side of I-20 in South Carolina between Augusta and Columbia because I saw a USPS box on the side of the road that was taped shut. Cut it open and there was a big ole turd and toilet paper in it. Guess a trucker couldn’t hold it until the next truck stop

This gives me an idea. I could leave one of those on the porch for some package thief.

 

[Kburjr]

This gives me an idea. I could leave one of those on the porch for some package thief.

I'd go with a mini bouncing betty