How to talk about balls with your online friends

1. Discuss your own balls...it will lighten the mood.
 
2. When directing attention to your online friend's balls, use tact and discretion so as not to place undue pressure on your online friend.
 
5. don't be too eager...several PM's might be necessary to gain full access to balls
 
6. There is never a bad time, or inappropriate location, to bring up anyone's balls.
 
7. Make liberal use of hand gestures, visual aids and even crude anatomical drawings of your balls, your friend’s balls or the balls of that 80-yr-old guy who walks around at in the gym locker room.
 
Some of you young whippersnappers have never actually sat on your own balls. That will get you singing falsetto like Tiny Tim!
 
creeping too young GIF
 
#whatever: When you die, have a taxidermist fashion your scrotum into a bedazzled coin purse for your beloved. Shave or don't, makes me no diff.
 
#whatever: When you die, have a taxidermist fashion your scrotum into a bedazzled coin purse for your beloved. Shave or don't, makes me no diff.
Point taken. When’s yer birthday?
 
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