I can no longer reach my nuts

[Inquisitor]

Now's the time for you to hire a service monkey. They've never been cheaper and the risk of getting your face chewed off is only <1:400.

All I can say is you'd better do your homework on @broncosmitty before considering him.

 

[Hu War Yu]

All I can say is you'd better do your homework on @broncosmitty before considering him.

That guy is SICK, I tells ya

 

[Mofo]

All I can say is you'd better do your homework on @broncosmitty before considering him.

I'm not really in the market. At least, not out of necessity anyway.

 

[RobBase]

Can't have my morning raisin bran without my nuts.

I have life changing news for you.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I have life changing news for you.

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FAKE NUDES!!!

I need more than just almonds, man. Gotta have some walnuts and cashews

 

[Center Ice]

Somebody put them on the top shelf yesterday. I can't stretch that far anymore due to my surgery. Had to get out the stepladder like a disabled boomer.

Can't have my morning raisin bran without my nuts.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I was going to tell you to use spoiler tags next time, but I think @BigRedMoe is ded.

 

[moxie]

Sure. Are they still on @moxie's chin?

You get near my face and there will be 5 nuts that can't be reached, bech.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You get near my face and there will be 5 nuts that can't be reached, bech.

So you CAN do math. Congrats.

 

[fishinabarrel]

What is being implied here???

I don't think it was implied. Seems like it was pretty explicitly stated

 

[fishinabarrel]

You get near my face and there will be 5 nuts that can't be reached, bech.

 

[douggie]

 

[Jon Deaux]

We’re here for you brother long nuts.

Oh, I musta misunderstood something. I thought it was brother no nuts.

 

[DragonFromTo]

 

[TheReal_NU]

Oh, I musta misunderstood something. I thought it was brother no nuts.

There is some definite ambiguity in his story.

I wonder if @Hu War Yu accidentally went to a vet.

 

[batchaps4me]

I wonder if @Hu War Yu accidentally went to a vet.

Or a wedding chappal. Same results ...

 

[DragonFromTo]

There is some definite ambiguity in his story.

I wonder if @Hu War Yu accidentally went to a vet.

Or a wedding chappal. Same results ...

Family court.

 

[RP-29]

That classic Fat Boys track was one of the first things that crossed my mind with this thread, too. I was tempted to post it, but figured the reference would fall flat with this group. It's nice to see someone would've gotten it.

 

[DragonFromTo]

That classic Fat Boys track was one of the first things that crossed my mind with this thread, too. I was tempted to post it, but figured the reference would fall flat with this group. It's nice to see someone would've gotten it.

I also took their advice and protected myself

 

[RP-29]

I also took their advice and protected myself

...Making Noise Crushin' Between the Sheets!