I declare the crew dead

[Thumper]

The crew declared war on me.

Bunch of trolls. They need to get lives and go see the outside.

But the crew didn't know what they were in for when I said it's libel per se.

Can I help it if I like Asian women?

Especially the girl scout who came to my house the other day. She liked it when I called her pretty.

 

[Thumper]

I still can't believe @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) denied my dinner date.

We live in the same city. Why would she do that to me?

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

I still can't believe @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) denied my dinner date.

We live in the same city. Why would she do that to me?

 

[Thumper]

@Handicappers @steelerssb @dbldwn711 have tried trolling me on multiple sites.

Very uncool. We shall see when this case is accepted

@Wizardhawk told me I couldn't sue for libel per se. We'll see with that.

I am a lawyer.

@RobotDevil isn't around I see?

Don't miss him.

@beardown07 didn't believe me when I said weed has PCP crystals.

How's that working out for him?

@moxie made fun of me and is creeped out.

Why? I only saw her once at the coffee shop.

 

[craigk217]

Can I help it if I like Asian women?

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

 

[Thumper]

What's wrong Craig?

Asian women need help discovering their bodies.

Especially Thai ladies.

 

[steelerssb]

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

 

[dbldwn711]

Hahaha

Fabulous!

 

[Kburjr]

Too bad the election has been certified. Lawsuit thrown out.

 

[craigk217]

What's wrong Craig?

Asian women need help discovering their bodies.

Especially Thai ladies.

Like yer overly internet-litgious azz would know, bitchtitz?

 

[dbIdwn711]

The Crew was just an excuse to get closer, all but a few left the crew after one magical night together. You know who your real boos are when they stick around for breakfast. @Handicappers has always let me be on top.

 

[Thumper]

Like yer overly internet-litgious azz would know, bitchtitz?

Craig let me ask you have you been to Thailand?

Anything goes there. Even the younger ones.

Just don't ask.

See how happy they are? They need a man to show them the way.

 

[White Knight]

I still can't believe @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) denied my dinner date.

We live in the same city. Why would she do that to me?

Maybe she'd rather date someone that could get a hard-on.

 

[Fräulein Of Death]

I declare war on the Crew.

Don't forget to listen to my radio show on Larry Lava's website. Special guest Gary and 44Diesels.

 

[Thumper]

Maybe she'd rather date someone that could get a hard-on.

That's not very nice. Such a bad burn.

I thought we were friends?

Donald J Trump supporters must stick together in these trying times.

 

[craigk217]

Craig let me ask you have you been to Thailand?

Anything goes there. Even the younger ones.

Just don't ask.

See how happy they are? They need a man to show them the way.

Rhetorical q's are .... rhetorical.

Yer pasties are saggin, tootz.

 

[White Knight]

That's not very nice. Such a bad burn.

I thought we were friends?

You thought wrong.

 

[Thumper]

Hahaha

Fabulous!

How's "your crew" been?

Not so good since they declared war on me and I took them all out. Didn't know what hit them.