I really want to like springtime

Texas cedar pollen is kicking my ass. More to reason to fuck Texas.
 
I mean, the weather is decent, baseball is starting up, good fishing weather, but man pollen kicks my ass every year.

Wake up every morning with a stuffed up nose, a sore throat and a headache.

Is there a way to make my sinuses stop being such pussies in the Spring?

You have to give up drinking i hear
 
Spring is great. Finally warming up, leaves and blossoms make for great views and aroma. Love it.

The only thing I would change is the misnamed "allergy sufferers". They aren't the ones who suffer. So tired of hearing them complain all spring (and often into the summer) about their inability to control their sinus cavities and airways. We get it... you have inferior genes. Do I really near to hear your constant wheezing, sneezing and sniffles?!?

STFU already!
 
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Spring is great. Finally warming up, leaves and blossoms make for great views and aroma. Love it.

The only thing I would change is the misnamed "allergy suffers". They aren't the ones who suffer. So tired of hearing them complain all spring (and often into the summer) about their inability to control their sinus cavities and airways. We get it... you have inferior genes. Do I really near to hear your constant wheezing, sneezing and sniffles?!?

STFU already!
This.

In the good old caveman days I don’t think anyone pissed and moaned about their asthma or allergies. Not for long anyway.
 
Spring is great. Finally warming up, leaves and blossoms make for great views and aroma. Love it.

The only thing I would change is the misnamed "allergy sufferers". They aren't the ones who suffer. So tired of hearing them complain all spring (and often into the summer) about their inability to control their sinus cavities and airways. We get it... you have inferior genes. Do I really near to hear your constant wheezing, sneezing and sniffles?!?

STFU already!
We all have our strengths and weeknesses. Ill take the sniffles, and my gut rearranger.
 
Spring is great. Finally warming up, leaves and blossoms make for great views and aroma. Love it.

The only thing I would change is the misnamed "allergy sufferers". They aren't the ones who suffer. So tired of hearing them complain all spring (and often into the summer) about their inability to control their sinus cavities and airways. We get it... you have inferior genes. Do I really near to hear your constant wheezing, sneezing and sniffles?!?

STFU already!
Bwahahaha! I love it! Some folks are just born to complain... so funny!
 
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