I thought we had a "fuck Bikers" thread.

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Jackasses in motor vehicles outnumber any jackass cyclists by an exponential factor. You need to acknowledge and deal with your own prejudices born from the inconvenience you feel when sharing the road with cyclists.

What other sort of slow moving, unlicensed things should drivers “share the road” with? Should we let skateboards travel in the middle of the road? Segways? Roller skaters?

 

[fordman84]

You’re the one raging against cyclists as if we’re all jackasses creating hazards for motorists. I read you quite clearly. Mirror, mirror, fordman84.

Read my posts, dumbass. No where do I say all cyclists are jack asses.

This has gone viral and is a very common occurrence, cars and bikes don't mix well. I hate bicyclists with a passion, even though I do bike occasionally. You'd never catch me on a road though because car drivers suck too.

All I want is for the "ShArE tHe RoAd" dipshits to follow the same laws I have to. I don't mind any of the other cyclists. Fuck every last biker, you included (full offense intended if you do this), who blow through stop signs or lane split and go through red lights but then take up a fucking lane in the road. May your seat knock loose and the seat post impregnate all of them.

You keep riding your bike and following all the same laws that I do while in my car and there are no issues. Could it still mean you are hit by a car? Sure, just as it means I can be hit by a car while in one. Roads are dangerous.

Having jackasses that feel some laws don't apply to them because they "aren't a threat to cars" is why cyclists are almost universally hated on the roads.

Wrong

Good for you, I have no issue with you then. I have said as much repeatedly, but you keep making shitty and incorrect assumptions about me.

And the second you see me defend car drivers this post will be relevant. Until then you are just defensive for no fucking reason at all, unless you are guilty of running stop signs and just don't want to admit it.

But yeah, you "read all my posts". Closed minded cunt.

 

[CorpRebel]

What other sort of slow moving, unlicensed things should drivers “share the road” with? Should we let skateboards travel in the middle of the road? Segways? Roller skaters?

Your city DON'T???

Skate boarders and roller bladers here seem to think they can and they do!

I've seen a couple of segways in the bike lanes a few times too. Didn't know they were still a "thing" these days...

 

[ill]

Your city DON'T???

Skate boarders and roller bladers here seem to think they can and they do!

I've seen a couple of segways in the bike lanes a few times too.

Douche is tired of skateboarders hitching rides on his bumper

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Your city DON'T???

Skate boarders and roller bladers here seem to think they can and they do!

I've seen a couple of segways in the bike lanes a few times too. Didn't know they were still a "thing" these days...

Thankfully we haven’t wasted much money on bike lanes. There’s not much of them at all around town.

 

[ill]

Thankfully we haven’t wasted much money on bike lanes. There’s not much of them at all around town.

how do you feel about snowmobiles?

 

[Tin Man]

When is it acceptable, even advisable for cyclists to move up along the right of a line of cars?

The cyclists stop behind a line of cars waiting at a traffic light. More motorists line up behind them. There’s space to the right that allows them to move up to a gore at the intersection where they can wait safely for the line of motorists to clear through the intersection or cross the intersection to the right of the line of traffic and blend in after the last vehicle.

 

[Tin Man]

What other sort of slow moving, unlicensed things should drivers “share the road” with? Should we let skateboards travel in the middle of the road? Segways? Roller skaters?

Consult your local laws.

 

[fordman84]

When is it acceptable, even advisable for cyclists to move up along the right of a line of cars?

The cyclists stop behind a line of cars waiting at a traffic light. More motorists line up behind them. There’s space to the right that allows them to move up to a gore at the intersection where they can wait safely for the line of motorists to clear through the intersection or cross the intersection to the right of the line of traffic and blend in after the last vehicle.

Always advisable for slower traffic to allow faster traffic to pass.

All moving up the right at the light does is put more cars behind them, cars that already safely passed and now must do so again. Bikes are vehicles on the road, they should stop and go with the flow of the rest of the vehicles. Full stop, ends of statement.

 

[Tin Man]

Read my posts, dumbass. No where do I say all cyclists are jack asses.










But yeah, you "read all my posts". Closed minded cunt.

You are butt hurt. Try Tucks.

 

[fordman84]

You are butt hurt. Try Tucks.

You suck are reading, try hooked on phonics.

 

[Tin Man]

Always advisable for slower traffic to allow faster traffic to pass.

All moving up the right at the light does is put more cars behind them, cars that already safely passed and now must do so again. Bikes are vehicles on the road, they should stop and go with the flow of the rest of the vehicles. Full stop, ends of statement.

Yeah, like you wouldn’t go into a rage and/or make some dangerous maneuver to try to get around slow cyclists in front of you in a line of traffic trying to make the light.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Consult your local laws.

About skateboards?

 

[Tin Man]

You suck are reading, try hooked on phonics.

Please, keep digging.

 

[fordman84]

Yeah, like you wouldn’t go into a rage and/or make some dangerous maneuver to try to get around slow cyclists in front of you in a line of traffic trying to make the light.

My posts clearly state my stance on it. If you are unable to read and comprehend, even after I re-quote them, then that's your problem.

 

[fordman84]

Please, keep digging.

You are the unreasonable one among us and the posts prove it out. Happy to keep handing that shovel to you.

 

[Tin Man]

My posts clearly state my stance on it. If you are unable to read and comprehend, even after I re-quote them, then that's your problem.

With your every post you prove your own guilt of the accusations you make.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Yeah, like you wouldn’t go into a rage and/or make some dangerous maneuver to try to get around slow cyclists in front of you in a line of traffic trying to make the light.

 

[Tin Man]

Enough “fun with fordman” for now. May you simmer in your own disaffection.

 

[fordman84]

Enough “fun with fordman” for now. May you simmer in your own disaffection.

translation: I finally re-read what he has been saying and I see we are actually in agreement and I'm tired of looking like a dumbshit so I'll walk away pretending I'm in the right.

It's ok, you may go now.