I'm drunker'n a football bat

I might be getting trashed tonight. Got a couple buddies coming by to hang out, and play some video golf, or Madden. Usually get trashed when that happens.

you talking something like a skytrak setup in your garage or some video game golf?
 
I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever get a PS5 of if they'll upgrade to PS6 before consoles are available for me to purchase in a store.
Wait. It might have been a ps5, it's not mine.
 
Totally sober. No four roses, or beers. None.

 
present

Just went to a rough funeral. Dude fought COVID twice and he spent the last six weeks of his life intubated and in hell.

No gonna lie. Some tears were shed.

Bottoms up, gents. 🥃
Happy Party GIF by La Guarimba Film Festival
 
Half a bottle of four roses, at least too much weed both eaten and smoked. 5 Montucky cold snacks, and another half a dozen Busch, and not even close to done. Fuck you more than my hangover fucks me tomorrow. Deuces Qunts!!
 
Half a bottle of four roses, at least too much weed both eaten and smoked. 5 Montucky cold snacks, and another half a dozen Busch, and not even close to done. Fuck you more than my hangover fucks me tomorrow. Deuces Qunts!!
I got abput 1/3 of this bottle of bourbon left. fuuuuuuuuck, bro
 
If you are going to drink and drive, don't broadcast it on Facebook minutes before you crash and kill people.

 
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