I'm drunker'n a football bat

[beardown07]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

 

[CorpRebel]

 

[rfjeff9]

Uhoh it's on bitches. I bought beer earlier. Stay tuned ed....

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I have been in my share of drunk driving crashes but I never ended up on someone's roof after...

 

[occupant]

It is absolute pandemonium in my neighborhood right now with traffic and little ones. I’m getting shitty and listening to my music too loud. Fuck it. Thank you spell check.

 

[beardown07]

 

[Bayou Tiger]

 

[fordman84]

Alanis got her song wrong...THIS is the reason I drink.

 

[WestEndVol]