Is Britney Okay?

Autotune so overused, I can think of only one person who employed it more.


Cher? T-Pain?

Autotune is the reason why there are so many no-talent ass clowns in the music industry. To me, if you don't have a band behind you and you can't sing live without assistance, you're not worth my time or money.
 
Of all the female performers who came out in the late 90's early 2000's (Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson etc) Britney was the least talented of all of them and it isn't close.

Can't dance and can't sing.
Jessica Simpson "talented"?

What?
 
Jessica Simpson "talented"?

What?

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Cher? T-Pain?
It was in the link. :)
Autotune is the reason why there are so many no-talent ass clowns in the music industry. To me, if you don't have a band behind you and you can't sing live without assistance, you're not worth my time or money.
Processed music is just a way of life now. We're probably about 5-8 years away from completely AI music dominating the airwaves. Your notions of "band" and "live" will become obsolete concepts, sadly.
 
Cher? T-Pain?

Autotune is the reason why there are so many no-talent ass clowns in the music industry. To me, if you don't have a band behind you and you can't sing live without assistance, you're not worth my time or money.
Singing's overrated.
Watch your mouth. Way better voice, way better looking and not a hot fucking mess.
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Cher? T-Pain?

Autotune is the reason why there are so many no-talent ass clowns in the music industry. To me, if you don't have a band behind you and you can't sing live without assistance, you're not worth my time or money.
T pain is actually a great singer though.
 
Yeah…no…the conservatorship is what got her to this point. Her whole team (esp. father/mother) abused her into this weird shell of a person.

Yes and no. The conservatorship was fucked up and exploitive. At the same time, even before the conservatorship, she displayed signs of a person that has considerable mental illness. No doubt that some, if not all, could be caused from her upbringing, but she isn't a normal functioning adult. If you can find footage of her that isn't in a heavily controlled environment from back in the day (its hard), you can tell from the way she speaks and her thoughts about things that something was...off. Whether its trauma, arrested development, or whatever else, its something there. The conservatorship she had was terrible, but she's probably the kind of person that actually needs a non-exploitive conservatorship to help her out
 
Yes and no. The conservatorship was fucked up and exploitive. At the same time, even before the conservatorship, she displayed signs of a person that has considerable mental illness. No doubt that some, if not all, could be caused from her upbringing, but she isn't a normal functioning adult. If you can find footage of her that isn't in a heavily controlled environment from back in the day (its hard), you can tell from the way she speaks and her thoughts about things that something was...off. Whether its trauma, arrested development, or whatever else, its something there. The conservatorship she had was terrible, but she's probably the kind of person that actually needs a non-exploitive conservatorship to help her out

Finally! Someone else notices what I described earlier.

That's what I meant....she has always been a few ticks off....it's always been there.

It was just handled better with the meds she was probably on and the people running her day to day life, under the "conservatorship", were allowing her to live what was viewed as a normal existence. That she was gainfully employed and had a residency in Vegas while still just as batshit crazy as she is now, is pretty impressive.
 
Not sure I approve of all this Britney hate. Let's all settle down.
 
I would break your kneecap in a race to fuck Britney, like a bear was chasing us.

I'd definitely hire a bear to maul you and take you out if it would help me get in Britney's pants and I wouldn't even think twice about it.
 
My tummy's turnin'
And I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the DJ dropped my favorite tune
And a Britney song was on
And a Britney song was on
And a Britney song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
The butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like yeah
Movin' my hips like yeah
I got my hands up
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be OK
Yeah, it's a party in the USA
Yeah, it’s a party in the USA
 
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