It’s Only F**** Tuesday

If I’m doing pizza buffet I’m going with Pizza Ranch. But they don’t don’t serve beer, which sucks. Pizza belongs with beer.
if I'm in small town and my choice is Pizza Ranch, Apple Bees, or Cracker Barrel, I'm going to the ranch
 
My friend in college bought a pass for Godfathers pizza buffet.

We'd go to Godfathers few pizza buffet in HS, it was.....ok.

But in HS I was much more about buffets, now I avoid them at all costs. We even had a steak buffet, it's name was Steak Buffet. It was bad.....
I’ve never had Godfather’s, but they’re opening one near me. Is it garbage?
 
Nothing says Chinese food like ice cream.
Not sure how often you go to NW part of twin cities, but it's place right off 694/University you can see from 694 by where I used to live. Place was always busy, I never understood

we tried it once
 
I’ve never had Godfather’s, but they’re opening one near me. Is it garbage?
Comparable to Pizza Hut, Dominoes...I'd have hard time rating those 3 in any particular order
 
We called those the "caf sprints" in college. Our cafeteria's food seemed to always cause the shits when you came back and had to acclimate your system after eating actual food over breaks.

Ate at quite a few of those places in college, because the cheapest way to feed a bunch of athletes is to take them to a buffet. Golden Corral was the worst.
I've been to one Golden Corral that was tolerable, it was in all places, Wisconsin.

It was very popular so everything was at least fresh and warm.

How do you want your steak
Medium (normally I go mid rare, but at GC, I'm going medium)

(cook proceeds to break several steaks in half until he finds one that is medium)

Here you go
 
I’m not a fan of buffets in general because I don’t like food that the great unwashed have been pawing at. I like my food to be spit in from the kitchen outside of my view. Cold pizza made of shitty ingredients that was just breathed upon by some fat woman with Type III diabetes just ain’t my bag.

reminds me of my latest experience at a hotel pool/hot tub.

wife was taking a nap so the daughter and I go down to the hotel pool and hot tub. Great to soak some tired legs after walking all day. We're the only ones there for like an hour, then this family of what I can only describe as "hill people" come in. I'm guessing they're here for their first bath in weeks. The parents are as big as fucking houses. The dad is so fat he has to take his socks off with a stick... and I wish he hadn't. His fucking toes were so gross I almost threw up. Then he waddles on over to the hot tub as we're getting out. He mumbled something in hillbilly as I tried to avoid eye contact with is feet. I told my daughter that we're going to just assume this is the first time these people have been to the pool.

We didn't use the pool/hot tub for the rest of our stay.
 
reminds me of my latest experience at a hotel pool/hot tub.

wife was taking a nap so the daughter and I go down to the hotel pool and hot tub. Great to soak some tired legs after walking all day. We're the only ones there for like an hour, then this family of what I can only describe as "hill people" come in. I'm guessing they're here for their first bath in weeks. The parents are as big as fucking houses. The dad is so fat he has to take his socks off with a stick... and I wish he hadn't. His fucking toes were so gross I almost threw up. Then he waddles on over to the hot tub as we're getting out. He mumbled something in hillbilly as I tried to avoid eye contact with is feet. I told my daughter that we're going to just assume this is the first time these people have been to the pool.

We didn't use the pool/hot tub for the rest of our stay.
i'm not germaphobe but public pools give me the creeps
 
I've been to one Golden Corral that was tolerable, it was in all places, Wisconsin.

It was very popular so everything was at least fresh and warm.

How do you want your steak
Medium (normally I go mid rare, but at GC, I'm going medium)

(cook proceeds to break several steaks in half until he finds one that is medium)

Here you go
Breakfast there wasn't awful, they had an omelette station and would cook them up fresh. Otherwise, the rolls were tolerable, and everything else was crap. Mostly ate chicken and rice.

Ryan's was the least shitty of those places, as I recall.
 
went to Casino buffet in rural MN

Guy in line missing a leg, and I'm assuming he wasn't combat vet and it was amputated due to his type II diabetes
 
If I’m doing pizza buffet I’m going with Pizza Ranch. But they don’t don’t serve beer, which sucks. Pizza belongs with beer.

They're opening a Pizza Ranch near me... so you're saying I should check it out?
 
Breakfast there wasn't awful, they had an omelette station and would cook them up fresh. Otherwise, the rolls were tolerable, and everything else was crap. Mostly ate chicken and rice.

Ryan's was the least shitty of those places, as I recall.
pretty hard to screw up breakfast, and omelette station always helps
 
and I apologize to Applebees

All one word
 
Didn't realize we had so many people eating their pizza with their pinky out
 
i'm not germaphobe but public pools give me the creeps
Most of the places we've stayed have had so much chlorine in the pools, even the families that @RoyMunson described would barely foul the water. I'm much more concerned if the chlorine smell doesn't burn my nostrils as I walk in.
 
Didn't realize we had so many people eating their pizza with their pinky out

I had Red Baron on Sunday. I just wouldn't call it good pizza. But it qualified as food and it was quick.
 
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