It's Tuesday and Toby Keith is Dead

[Illustrious Potentate]

I don't really know much of his work. The 9/11 song obviously stood out, but he was big before that, apparently.

“We’ll bid a fair adieu and give a big boner to the Taliban”

Makes me want to eat some hog jowl just typing that out.

 

[RoyMunson]

“We’ll bid a fair adieu and give a big boner to the Taliban”

Makes me want to eat some hog jowl just typing that out.

can I get an english translation of this?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

can I get an english translation of this?

Hog jowl tastes like how bacon wishes it tasted

 

[Guy Incognito]

“We’ll bid a fair adieu and give a big boner to the Taliban”

Makes me want to eat some hog jowl just typing that out.

Hog jowl tastes like how bacon wishes it tasted

Banging dudes makes you want to eat bacon?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Alaska is freaky as fuck.

Weird shit happens in Alaska. Way too many people go missing and are never found.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Banging dudes makes you want to eat bacon?

It’s a line from a TK song. And hog jowl, not bacon

 

[ill]

he was a real panderer, which country fans appreciated.

or they just don't see as it as pandering...or know the meaning of the word

 

[ill]

Weird shit happens in Alaska. Way too many people go missing and are never found.

my cousin was a dentist in Barrow for years after graduating dental school...helped with his loans.

he actually liked it up there.

 

[huskers1217]

Opening day of college baseball is just 10 days away (Feb 16th).

Toby Keith

Don’t remind me. Kids have a swim meet that weekend but I wanted to go up to Arlington. I lost that argument with the wife

 

[PnkPanther]

First Toby and now Drake's dick. What a day to remember for the music industry

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Alaska is freaky as fuck. I'd hate living up there.

Don’t be a pussy, ill.

 

[ill]

Decemberists put out a new song and a 2024 tour...trying to decide where I want to go see them play...

maybe Nashville

 

[RoyMunson]

Decemberists put out a new song and a 2024 tour...trying to decide where I want to go see them play...

maybe Nashville

as long as you don't mind sitting in a church pew to watch the show...

 

[PnkPanther]

as long as you don't mind sitting in a church pew to watch the show...

 

[Bender]

as long as you don't mind sitting in a church pew to watch the show...

do they make you alternate between, sitting, standing, and kneeling?

 

[RoyMunson]

do they make you alternate between, sitting, standing, and kneeling?

they'd almost have to unless they plan on having to rescue people from those seats.

 

[ill]

as long as you don't mind sitting in a church pew to watch the show...

I've actually seen them at Ryman once before...it was a great show!

 

[PnkPanther]

shouting match just outside my building, a truck driver and an SUV, no accident, don't see what happened, but both stopped, traffic blocked, and a lots of mother fuckers and gestures being waived about.

 

[Tharvot]

My favorite (possibly untrue) story involving Keith:

The Crazy, And Possibly Made Up, Story Of Kris Kristofferson & Toby Keith’s Altercation At Willie Nelson’s 70th Birthday

A RIFF on what country is really about.

www.whiskeyriff.com

 

[Handicappers]

show takes place in Alaska...I don't care if they filmed in fucking Arizona...the show still takes place in Alaska.

Cool story. It’s not Alaska.